Tina: Well its all very simple how Dbz became Dbz. This is the biography of the great man we all worship-
Punk: Uhhhh, we worship Akira? I thought we worshipped our religion and beliefs-
Tina: SHUT THE HELL UP! WE WORSHIP AKIRA TORIYAMA AND THATS FINAL!
Punk: Uhhhhhh, ok.
Tina: Anyway, as I was saying. Akira loved the movies. He would go to them every Saturday night with a different girl or so-
Punk: Uhhhhh, who's this Akira dude again?
Tina: Dun.piss.me.off.kid.
Punk: Uhhhh,OOOOOO!*sprays the words "I hate the world" on a liquior shop's door*
Tina: Punks nowadays...Ahem, AS I WAS SAYING, Akira loved the movies and he used to go to see any different film available in his local Warner Bro's cinema. Also, he was a Grade "A" student for every subject but he just loved Art. He would ussually get a double "A" grade for an average piece of art homework. In fact, he was so good, the lowest grade for his art homework was A-. Anyhow, one Saturday night, he went with his girlfriend to watch the ORIGINAL version of "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon". Now, Akira had a wild imagination so when the movie was over and after he dropped his girlfriend round her place, he went back to his house and started working on some ORIGINAL characters.
Punk: Is that the story of the Beauty and the Beast then?
Tina: shut up, Shut Up, SHUT UP!
Punk: I'll just look at the ant
Tina: You do just that....AHEM, he then created Vegeta as he got inspiration from a dried up mop. Then he discovered Bulma by getting ideas of a whore down the one pound shop. After several days later, he came up with all the Dragonball characters. Now, he came up with the characters, but he didnt come up with a storyline for them so, since the last movie he saw was Crouching tiger hidden dragon, he thought "Ahhhh, lets make the warriors fly!" and so he did. The flying cars were from "Back to the future" and the dinosaurs were from "Jurassic Park" and all the other features were from some other great blockbuster movies. And thats how Dbz became Dbz.
Punk: Uhhhhh, I just squished Roger red ant.
Tina: Look punk, I dun care. I honestly dun care...
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