A page that has all of Picollo's thoughts throught the sagas!
Piccolo was thinking this in the...
All the time
Oooooo green skin! How purty....
Arggg! Gohan is wayyyyy to short! How the hell am I supposed to sleep with him???
This turban makes me look REALLY sexy!!!
DRAGON. I COMMAND U TER MAKE SURE THAT GOHAN IS ATTRACTED TO GREEN SKIN NOWWWWW!!! U say no? GOD DAMNIT IF IT WASN'T FOR ME YER SOURY ASS WOULD ALL READY BE IN DA NEXT DIMENSION!
I admit it guys, I only wear the turban and the cape to look cool!
Radditz saga
Hehehe. I'm glad Goku died with Radditz, I DONT HAVE TO SHARE GOHAN WID N E ONE ELSE!!!
My attack looks gay. CMON, ITS A BLUDDY SCREW DRIVER AND THATS GAY IN ITSELF!!!
Vegeta/Nappa saga
*After he blows up the moon* That tail of Gohan makes him look VERY ugly! It turns me off! I better get rid of it to make me HORNY!!!
Ooooo a baldy! I have 3 people I like now!
Hey! Those Saibemen have the same colour/color as me! That is soooo cool!
Yo! Veggie meat! I like your hairstyle! Can't say u got one Nappy....
NOOO!!! HES ABOUT TO KILL GOHAN! WELL, IF GOHAN DIES, I DIE! WE CAN LIVE IN THE NEXT DIMENSION TOGETHER GOHAN!!! *After he realises that he can't live with Gohan in the next dimension* ARGGGG COMITTING SUICIDE WAS A BLOOMIN WELL WASTE OF TIME!!!
Frieza saga
*When Yamcha, Tien and Chaotzu take on Picollo* CHILD ABUSE!!! CHILD ABUSE!!!!!!!!
King Kai, have any Sunny D? No? Awww well, any root beer? Yes! Ahhh, thats why u tell bad jokes!
*When King Kai tells joke* AHAHAHAHAHA I FOUND THAT FUNNY!
WAHOOO! THE BOY WEARS MAH CLOTHES!!!
*All right, big jump here, when he's back on Namek* Gohan, I didn't care about Kami comin back to life, I ONLY WANTED TO SEE U!!! AWWWWWW GROUP HUG!!!
Freiza. Ur a f*ckin weakling man u eat sh*t for breakfast when ur not puttin up lipstick ya c*ck suckin baka! I'm only not fightin wid uze coz I wonna talk about Gohan's sex life dude. Anudder words, GO SCR*W A DONKEY CAN'T YA SEE I'M BIZZY!!!
Garlic Jr saga
Oooooo the lil' boahs blue YAY!
:( he looks even more gay when he's transformed...
WHAT?!? U SAID COME TO BIG DADDY GARLIC TO MAHHHH GOHAN?!?! HE'S MINE DAMNIT!!! UR THROUGH!!! wooops stupid Kami...
Gohan... Destroy the Makio star... I don't care about me dying, we can have sex l8ers!
Trunks saga
The kids got purple hair! What?! Now he's got blonde hair! I'M HAVIN THE TIME OF MAH LIFE!
Oooooo he just beat Frieza! NICCCEEEE
GOHAN, CAN WE GO TO THE TOY STORE SO I CAN BUY A PLASTIC SWORD LIKE HIM?
Yer say its not plastic? Hmmm, HMMMMMMM, a real sword? IT TOOK UZE A REAL SWORD TO DEFEAT FRIEZA? I THORT FRIEZA WAS WEAK ENUFF TO BE DESTROYED BY A PLASTIC C SWORD! What? U say I talk to much? SHUT UP MOMMA'S BOY! No offence or n e thing Bulma. Why the frying pan dude?
YAY HE'S GOT SODA!!! |