Ode To Vegeta's Smell and How It Ceased to Be:
Vegeta, Vegeta, you rock Bulma's world,
But when I smelt your smell my nosehairs curled.
I wrote this poem just for you,
To say you're worse than the smelliest loo!
Vegeta, Vegeta, fear not little friend,
For your nasty stench will come to an end.
Get in the shower - YES, RIGHT NOW!
"But I don't want to, you silly old cow!".
Vegeta, Vegeta, I'll get Chi Chi here!
After that you will be just a smelly smear.
"Alright, alright! I'll get in there,
I'll be quick and clean, but please - DO NOT STARE!"
Vegeta, Vegeta, you're already whining!
Can't you see that for Goku I'm pining?
'Servant Girl'?! We'll see about that!
Okay, then, I'm coming, you stupid brat!
Vegeta, Vegeta, put on that pink shirt!
Just be glad it's that, and not a short skirt!
"But I don't want to, it's not fair!
If I wear this, then people will stare!
Vegeta, Vegeta, come on, just get dressed!
That's it! Man, you really are the best!
Hee, hee, you look very...erm...cool!
So cool that you could freeze a pool!
Vegeta, Vegeta, you really smell good!
Is it really you, or is it my food?
Let's be happy that nasty smell is gone
Now you can go and turn Bulma on!
Okay, so it's not that good, but I needed rhyming words!!
Hey! Look, I wrote a small haiku for you all! It sucks, but hey, who cares?
Puar, sweet blue cat,
Your tummy, so white, so white,
Your voice, so high-pitched!
A new poem has sprung up as of NOW! Read, read!
Why?!
Why does Bulma change her hair
And say she did not at all?
Why does Bulma change her hair?
And answer to Vegeta's call?
Why does Goku eat so much?
Why does he eat just like a horse?
Why does Goku eat so much?
Where, where is that hunger source?
Why is Krillin just so bald?
Why does he have six dots?
Why is Krillin just so bald?
Why no hair, when I have lots?
Please, oh please like it! I know it's rubbish but hey...
Hey, Hey!
Hey, hey, Vegeta, why so glum?
Hey, hey, Oolong, why so dumb?
Hey, hey, Bulma, what's with da hair?
Hey, hey, Guru, why stay in that lair?
Hey, hey, Freiza, why the bad smell?
Hey, hey, Ginyus, do ya have to yell?
Hey, hey, Garlic, why so small?
Hey, hey, Recoome, why so tall?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, whatever...
I know it's not the funniest poem in da world, but it's OK, I guess. -_-
Yajirobe's Frog
Yajirobe got his frog,
He really loved that thing,
When Yajirobe got his frog
He was so happy he could sing.
Yajirobe got his frog,
He really thought it cool,
He was so happy about his frog
He brought his frog to playschool.
Yajirobe got his frog,
He showed it to Gohan,
Gohan really liked the frog,
Then they watched Pokémon.
Yajirobe got his frog,
He really loved that thing,
But when Vegeta ate his frog,
Vegtea was made to sing.
(Don't ask me why he was made to sing, somebody else made up that line ¬_¬)
That poem was written cuz someone sent in a request AGES ago and I finally got round to answering it.
Do you approve??? If anyone out there has any bones to pick with me, or any praise, then you should know by now where to go! Just in case, though, make sure you E- Mail me at ARBChibiBra@aol.com OR SinisterDemonz@aol.com since I am now being accused of being Ryoko. O.o Got it, fellow bakas? You'd better...
Aleia got her own Chibi Chocobo at Ryo Ohki's Musical Carrot!
 Name: Mihoshi
Age: I dunno, neither does the chocobo
Speed: 1 ipd (inch per day)
Stamina: 0.5
Fave food: Chocolate/Candyfloss

AAAH! MIHOSHI HAS CHICKENPOX! KEEP AWAY! AWAAAAAAY!
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