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All right! I'm sure while your watching DBZ crappy adverts come up. So, I'm getting pissed off with the adverts so I'm cussing them coz they suck! So, here they are.

*before dbz starts*

Toonami robot: Initializing Dragonballz, initiliazation complete, running programme
Vegeta: NOOOOO START THE DAMN PROGRAMME NOW I DONT GIVE A WERE MONKEY'S ABOUT INITILAZING THIS JUNK.
Lego guy: Dragonballz is associated with lego, your world, your rules
Vegeta: NOOOOO OH C'MON CANT THE DAMN SHOW DO BETTER THAN LEGO? *fires ki beam at lego guy*

*girl sings* my baby all gone, she makes it all gone!
Vegeta: Well, her brains are gonna be all gone coz I'll blow them to hell! Mwuhahahaha GALLIT GUN!
My baby all gone: Uh ohh...

*girl sings" hand to hand, GLEECK GLEECK, hand to foot, GLEECK GLEECK, and theres your little toy, o yes indeed.
Vegeta: Fist to face, ouch ouch, Gallit gun, ouch ouch, My gallit gun is fired then baby sophie dies MWUAHAHAHA
Baby Sophie: GLEEK GLEEK!

THIS ONE IS FROM A CARTOON CALLED THE POWER PUFF GIRLZ (THE ONE THAT SUX) THEY ALWAYS SHOW THE ADVERT! ITS REALLY CRAP AS WELL AS THE CARTOON ITSELF SO HERE IT IS!

Monkey guy: Hello
Pink guy: Hey watch ya all doing
monkey guy: Nothing much, just chilling, planning world domination
red crab in girly voice: Hello?
Vegeta: CUT THE CRAP YAAAAAA GALLIT GUN FIRE!!!

boy: There was a castle and then there wasn't! Rebuild it in lego!
Vegeta: Uhhhhhh what a bad story line *goes ss* take that! *fires ki beam at the lego computer game*
boy: Nooooooo!!!!!!! How dare you! That was my only computer game! *dies of shock*
Vegeta: Ya know the writing on the back of my pink shirt? its there for a reason!!! Mwuahahahaha!!
boy's friend: YA HAVE A PINK SHIRT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta: Why you little! Take that!!!! *fires a kamehameha?!*

Man in deep voice: BEAST WARS! THEY COME BACK TO THEIR PLANET AND FIND INVADERS! THE GOOD GUYS CAN TRANSFORM!
Boy: FIRE LASER YEAH!!!
Man in deep voice: WILL THE BEASTS BE ABLE TO WIN THEIR PLANET BACK? THE WAR ISN'T OVER YET!
Vegeta: Grrrrrr its little adverts like these that make me wonna turn ssj5! YAAAAA *fires ki beam at the beast wars action figure*
Man in deep voice: NOOOOO! THAT WAS THE ONLY THING THAT KEPT ME OCCUPIED!!! *dies of shock*

Boy: Its Pokemon snap! I can find my favourite pokemon and take pictures of them then put the pictures in my photo gallery!
Vegeta: Arggggg how boring *fires ki beam at game*
Boy: NOOOOOO I WAS ONLY 1 POKEMON LEFT FROM BECOMING THE BEST POKEMON MASTER!!!!! *commits suicide by throwing a pokeball on his head*

*gil songs* Nancy school nursery! Its a school, and its a Nursery! NANCY SCHOOOL, NURSERY!!! Oh, and its Nancy!
Vegeta: The hell? Aight, its a lil' school play house with lil' action figure dolls.. Hmmm... Lemme think, is that cool or crap? AHA! Its crap... I'm supposed to destroy the dolls house now arent I! DIE YA LIL' PLAYHOUSE!!!!

Cow: I can't believe its not butter! Its -
Vegeta: What?! It is butter!!! It clearly looks like it and tastes like it, ya ole cow!
Cow: HEY!!! I MIGHT BE A COW BUT IM NOT OLD!!!
Vegeta: The hell? its yellow... and smells and tastes like butter, how can it not be butter?
Cow: It is butter u dumb ass! Its the name u first class pimp!
Vegeta: WTF DID U JUST SAY!?!?!
Cow: Sorry, *cups hands around mouth* I SAID U WERE A FIRST CLASS PIMP!!!
Vegeta: WHAT!!! HOW DARE U.... GRRRR YAAAAAA!!!!

Have you seen any adverts on cartoon network that really annoy you? If so, send them to chickin_fart@hotmail.com and ill poste it up and give the person credit

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