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PIKACHU BILL THEORY
Some people think that Pikachu is just Bill in deguise! Others just think he's queer.

JIGGLYPUFF SPY THEORY
Some people now are thinking that Jigglypuff is just a spy in deguise
(people think that his name is 008). This pokemon is on the case of Ash Ketchum,
who was accused of pokemon rape.

JIGGLYPUFF -BUN WARMER- THEORY
People are now thinking that Jigglypuff was originally a -bun warmer-
I heard you just pop the bun into its mouth and it warms the bun.
Here are the original instructions:
KEEPS ROLLS WARM DURING
YOUR MEAL! HEAT THIS
JIGGLYPUFF IN A 300-4 DEGREES
OVEN AND PLACE IN BOTTOM
OF A BASKET LINED WITH
SOLID STEEL
[PROBABLY SO IT DOESN'T ESCAPE]
TO CARRY AROUND

REASON WHY PIKACHU IS SO CUTE
I heard he went through a lot of plastic surgeries. That's why Pikachu is
such a metrosexual!

REASON WHY ASH ISN'T SMART
I heard somewhere that Ash got shot in the head when
he was a baby. That's why he isn't too smart.

DITTO CHANGING THEORY
Ditto doesn't morph into other pokemon. It puts them to sleep like
Jigglypuff. Then Ditto puts on that pokemon's suit. He leaves the body for the unloved Snorlax Queen.

POKEMON, DIGIMON THEORY
Rumors say that Jigglypuff and Agumon got together and created a mixed breed, Jigglymon the Queer and Vibrant.

POKEMON, DIGIMON, MONSTER RANCHER THEORY
Some people think that Pokemon, Digimon, and Monster Rancher are in sequence in order of Pokemon,, Digimon, then Monster Rancher. Okay, I'll explain. At first there was Pokemon-collecting people catching monsters, having fun, having tournaments with their monsters. Right, but then a great massacre happened. A comet or something that killed off almost of the Pokemon species. The pokemon had to evolve to suit their new enviroment, evolving into a new breed, Digimon (Digital Monsters). The species then growed more complicated, learning how to talk. Of coarse, there were also soon evil monsters. So Geni, an old human hermit who protected the digi-destine's digieggs, had called upon these digi-destine to save the digiworld. Well they did kill the king of all dark digimon, but then another great massacre happened: the coming of man. Man discovered the digiworld and tried to concur it. The digimon needed someplace to go into. A disc bringing in half of man kind with them! You figure out the rest for yourself because I got to go!

PRIMEAPE THEORY
It is rumored Primeape is so angry because he has a severe case of constipation.

PIKACHU CROSS-DRESSING THEORY
Pikachu may not be a girl, but simply a cross-dressing male.

MR. MIME AND JYNX THEORY
Is Mr. Mime Jinx's son? I don't know...

WHERE ALL THE POKEMON GO? THEORY
Where did all the pokemon go in Saphire and Ruby? They were slaughtered in meat factories, and put in hamburgers, sausages, and funnel cakes. That's where they went!

WHO KILLED JFK? THEORY
That would be Pichu.

JIGGLYPUFF? CAPT. FALCON? ARE THEY IN LOVE? THEORY
Jigglypuff and Capt. Falcon have been seen holding hands and kissing in Daytona Beach. It was a horrible sight to see. Jigglypuff had no comment when we tried to telephone the manpuff. Capt. Falcon, on the other hand, exclamed, "My nipples are 24-karrat gold."

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