-We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
-Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
-He who laughs last thinks the slowest!
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else!
-A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
-Lottery: a tax on people who are bad at math.
-There's too much blood in my caffeine system.
-Artificial intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
-I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.
-Learn from your parents' mistakes -- use birth control!
-Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
-Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
-What is a "free gift"? Aren't all gifts free?
-Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.
-I used to have a handle on life. Then it broke.
-The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
-Where there's a will, I want to be in it.
-OK, who put a "stop payment" on my reality check?
-Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
-We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
-Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
-I'm a b*tch and I got class, mess with me and I'll kick your as*. So for all you h*es who think youre cool, just remember that b*tches rule.
-There is no I in s-l-u-t, but there is a U.
-Roses are red, leaves are green, kiss my a*s cos I'm the queen.
-I may not be Fred Flinstone but I sure can make your bed rock!
-Sex is sin and sin is forgiven so let's begin.
-Bi*ches like me aim to please sl*ts like you live down on your knees.
-Kissing is like pringles: once you pop you just can't stop!
-Skool tat mee to spel.
-God gave men brains larger than dogs, so they wouldn't hump ladies legs at cock-tail parties.
-Men came before women because there is always a rough copy before the best is created.
-Reality is an illusion, caused by lack of drugs
-We have two lives, The one we want , and the one we have. Or maybe I'm just schizophrenic.
-Sticks and stones may break my bones but leather and chains excite me (LOL JUST KIDDING)
-East 2 The Sea, West 2 The Land, Death 2 The BI*CH THAT TOUCHES MY MAN!
-Why dwarves are known as horny little men..."Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's off to work we go....."
-Guyz R Like Roses Watch Out for Tha PRICKS
-I'm Not A BI*CH Im THA BI*CH
-God Made Elks God Made Deers God Made NSYNC A Buncha QUEERS
-God made the mountains, God made the lakes, God made you well we all make mistakes!
-God made me perfect but what happened to YOU?
-Some guys say suck it and i say, no thanks I choke on small objects.
-When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt.
-Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, and yes is the answer!
-Milk does the body good but DA*N how much did you DRINK?
-Good girls are sweet, good girls are nice, but i'm a naughty girl with whipped cream and Ice! (*JK AGAIN*)

Just Quotes

-I want to be born as a tear in your eye, live on your soft cheek, and die on your sweet lips.
-Your dream is like a butterfly, hard to catch. You give up, it'll fly away. You keep trying, and one day you'll catch it.
-I thought you were my angel, sent from heavens sky, I thanked God for your presence, but now I wonder why, you took your bow and arrow and aimed it at my heart, you let it nip through out my soul, and left me torn apart. It made
me wonder what went wrong, I loved you with out a fail, But I figured out about all else..... You're just a typical male
-To be great is to be misunderstood
-Better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all
-A goodbye is only painfull if you know you are never going to say hello.
-Dance like no one's watching, and love like it's never going to hurt.
-Don't let good pass you by
-Whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger.
-What's with today today?
-A mind is like a parachute, it only works when its open.
-Some people die for Love; others die because they lost it.
-Wisdom is earned... not given.
-Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.
-The whole world is a vast insane asylum and they are letting the worth patients run the place.
-Only a fool tests the water with both feet.
-Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-The optimist falls ten stories. At each window he shouts to his friends, "All right so far".
-Instead of giving politicians the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
-On a clear night you look up at the stars, and you wonder if there is intelligent life out there or... just like us.
-The brain is a wounderful organ, it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop working until you get to the office.
-Drive carefully; 90% of the people in the world are accidents
-A true friend stabs you in the front
-Trust must be earned, not given
-Love is an illusion that is not meant to last
-You must always fight with conviction, and love without reservations
-Reach for the moon, and even if you don't make it, you'll land among the stars
-So this is where I say goodbye. This is where my story ends. And if there's one thing that I've learned from life, is that it gets you in the end
-Failing doesn't make you a failure. Staying down does.
-Don't steal. The government hates competition
-We are all angels but with one wing and only by embracing each other can we fly.
-Eyes are the window to the soul
-Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is like a broken winged bird that cannot fly.
-There is such thing as fate but it only takes you so far. Once you're there it's up to you to make it happen
-A person's mind leads them to where they want to go. A person's heart tells them what to do once they get there.
-Death ends a life, not a relationship.
-Love is an energy- it cannot be created nor destroyed. It just is and always will be giving meaning to life and direction to goodness.
-No one really ever dies. We are like the leaves of the trees; we bud out in the spring of our birth and fall off in the autumn of our lives; but we do come back, just like the leaves of spring, we do live again.
-All at once the warmth fell away and the life passed into the moving air.
-Dreams, they're the riches of the poor people, stashed in treasure chests burried deeply in the imagination
-Have the time of your life in the place of the worst.

Quotes of Famous People

-When a man lies he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bare to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?
*"To Live Is To Die" Clifford Lee Burton...Bassist for Metallica (R.I.P.)*

-To reach the port of heaven, we must sail sometimes with the wind and sometimes against-but we must sail, and not drift, nor lie at anchor
*Oliver Wendell Holmes*

-I'd rather burn out than fade away.
*Kurt Cobain...NIRVANA (R.I.P.)*

-A toute le monde, a tout les amis, je vous aime, je dous paritr. (To everyone, to all my friends, I love you, I must leave)
*Megadeth*

-We've all been in love, but we never know it's not true love until it's over.
*Claire Forlani in Boys and Girls*

-I swore never to be silent whenever and wherever human beings endure suffering and humiliation. We must always take sides. Neutrality helps the oppressor, never the victim. Silence encourages the tormentor, never the tormented
*Elie Wiesel*

-You're 20 years old. A year from now, I don't want you to walk around like, "Yo, I'm a VJ!" I want you to be like, "Yo, I'm Ray Munns."
*Carson Daly*

-Human nature in actuality is human habit
*Jewel*

-If A=Succes, then the formula is: A=X+Y+Z, where X=Work Y=Play Z=Keeping your mouth shut
*Einstein*

-Eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow we die
*Nepoleonic soldier*

-The way people underestimate me, will be my greatest weapon.
*Calista Flockhart (Ally McBeal)*

-Though dreams can be decieving like faces are to hearts they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.
*Fiona Apple*

-If your mind can't perceive it, and your heart can't believe it, then its true.
*Miss America 1999*

-What you do is of little significane, but it is very important that you do it.
*Mahatma Ghandi*

-To believe in something, and not to live it is dishonest.
*Mahatma Ghandi*

-I do eat apple pie-it's one of my favorite things! How can I give that up for life just because of something I did in a movie?"
*Jason Biggs*

Quotes of other people

-Love is what two people were put on earth in search of.
*Kayla Gray*

-The only thing stopping anyone from achieving what they want to achieve in life is their own lack of ambition.
*Stephen Chan*

-If you aren't living to the fullest, you're not living at all.
*Daniel Jun*

-Time is the only thing we cannot control.
*David Ly*

-All people are small, worthless, and only effect themselves. If we were gone it would be good for this earth.
*David Ly*

-24 hours in a day... 24 bottles of beer in a crater... That is not a coincidence.
*Ian Cummings*

-How is it that you can meet someone purely by fate, and in the briefest of encounters they can touch so deeply that the you feel a deep loss at the thought of never seeing them again?
*Trista*

-Heartbreak hurts worse than anything else on the planet, but loving someone enough to the point where your heart can be broken is worth it.
*R.W.*

-A hug is a special gift. One size fits all, and no one minds if you exchange it.
*Naomi*

-There are big ships, there are small ships, but the best ships, are friendships
*Naomi*

-Don't say the word "can't" if you're not going to say the word "yet"
*Janelle* (I'm sure my soccer coach would agree with this one!!)

-Life isn't about how much you're losing or even how much you're winning. It's about living.
*Janelle*

-Sometimes weaknesses are strengths and strengths are weaknesses.
*Tracy*

-Never expect the expected, but the unexpected.
*Tracy*

-We must be who we are, but always strive to be something more.
*Jonathan Houpt*

-There is no dress rehersal in life. Live it well the first and only time
*Brittany*

-The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
*Mr.Cruz*

-People who dont dream, dont live a full life.
*Brooke*

-Half the harm done in the world is due to people who want to feel important.
*Angel_maiden*

-It's nice to be important, but more important to be nice.
*Princess7146*

-If you think you can, you can. If you think you can't, you're right.
*Princess7146*

-If you reach for the moon and dont make it, at least you'll be among the stars.
*Princess7146*

-Everyone else is dumber than you. But in your eyes only.
*Rainmaker*

-Look not at the path, but where it is going.
*Rainmaker*

-When life gets me down and it seems everyone in the world is trying to piss me off, I remember it takes 437 muscles to frown and only four to pull the trigger of a decent sniper rifle.
*Mike A.* (I am not endorsing this by any means! I am not saying you should turn to guns to solve your problems, I just found the muscle part of the quote interesting.)

-When someone says: "Everything is going to be okay", it is because the things could not be worse. When someone says: "I´m here for you", is because he was never there or he is going to leave after the time. When someone says: "Keep fighting", is because he doesn´t understand or he isn´t listening. When someone says: "You are going to forget him", is because he never has been in love... really in love. When someone doesn´t say anything is because he feels your pain, and can´t say words because he knows that you don´t need them.
*Mariana*

Quotes of "ruthiebaby"

*I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
*All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. -- Jane Wagner
*Life without you would be like a broken pencil." "How's that? "Completely pointless." -- Blackadder, Series II
*Sure God created man before woman.. but then you always make a rough draft before The Final Masterpiece.
*"Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep."
*He who hesitates is not only lost, but miles from the next exit." Unknown
*."Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain."
*"Living in a vacuum sucks."
*All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others."
*Lady Astor: "Mr. Churchill, you're drunk!" Winston Churchill: "Yes, and you, Madam, are ugly. But tomorrow, I shall be sober." *Don't cry because its over, smile because it happened.
*Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.
*"I am logged in, therefore I am."
*.The truth is out there? Anyone knows the URL?
*What method does Kurt Cobain use to collect his thoughts? A spatula.
*On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
*"Charlie was a Chemist, but Charlie is no more. What Charlie thought was H20 was H2SO4."
*.Don't confuse me with facts, my mind's already made up!
* I don't care who you are, Fatso. Get the reindeer off my roof!
*I think, therefore I am. I think.
*I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
*.I'm not a complete idiot - several parts are missing.
*.I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.
*.If I save the whales, where do I keep them?
*If I save time, when do I get it back ?
*If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.
*If in doubt, make it sound convincing.
*.If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing
*.If it works, tear it apart and find out why!
*.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
*.If you're not confused, you're not paying attention.

My quotes

-Guys come and go, but friends last forever.
-All's well that ends well.
-Don't become a cloud just because you failed to become a star.
-If you really want it, don't let anything stand in your way. Give it complete devotion, complete dedication, focus your mind on it, and most of all, never give up.
-Time is like grains of sand...it slips slowly through your fingers without you realizing it. So carpe` diem-seize the moment before it slips away.
-The world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel.
-Great oppurtunities come to those who make the most of the small ones.
-Deceit is the worst form of betrayal.

Song quotes