"G.B.O.H."

Sometimes I think of what I could've been
And then I kick myself
Knowing that I've ended up
Just like him and
There's other times it doesn't seem so bad
We always used to say
With him dead there'll be no one in our way

Remember the time he caught us in your room
Your hands were down my underwear
And your big ol' titties glistening in the air
With the zip of my pants
Well I headed for the door
And with the swing of his fist
You were ailaidlaid out on the floor and

Involuntary Self defense
Call it what you will
How can we go on
Where do we go from here
Involuntary Self defense
Call it what you will
How can we go on
Where do we go from here

Running all the way home
Scared just like a chump
I turned up the Judas Priest
So I could get my gangsta groove on
And the baseball bat called to me like a drug
Breaking the law Breaking the law
I'm gonna kill your mother's fucker with a Louisville Slugger

Involuntary Self defense
Call it what you will
How can we go on
Where do we go from here
Involuntary Self defense
Call it what you will
How can we go on
Where do we go from here

Involuntary Self defense
Call it what you will
How can we go on
Where do we go from here
Involuntary Self defense
Call it what you will
How can we go on
Where do we go from here

"Surf Song"

Hanging out at the beach one day
And I heard someone say that if
I Was cool
I'd be surfing
That's when I decided
I wasn't gonna be some punk kid
Gettin sand kicked in his face
And losin all the chicks

I wish that I was cool
I wish I was surfing
Making beach babes drool,
I wish I was surfing
And every single day
I would be surfing
I wish that I was cool
I wish that I was surfing

I went out and bought me a board
I even got me a bungee cord
So I'd wipe wipe out I won't lose my board
how much practice can it take
I mean I've already seen "Point Break"
And if Keanu can do it
Then I can too

"Flight 601 (All I've Got Is Time)"

I think about the places I have been
And what I've seen
And all the lessons I've learned in between
Twenty some odd years and nothing's changed
I'm still the same
Still learning from this never ending dream

This life it teaches me of many things
Like disbelief
And trusting in dishonesty and love
It keeps me dragging on and on
But something's wrong
And I just can't seem to figure out the scheme

Another time might make me crazy
But all I've got is time
Another time might make me crazy
But all I've got is time

Satisfactions never guaranteed
I know you agree
It's best to live inside our memories
And if I make it to the otherside
I'll be satisfied
I'm never coming back for anything

Another time might make me crazy
But all I've got is time
Another time might make me crazy
But all I've got is time

This life it teaches me of many things
Like disbelief
I'm never coming back for anything

Another time might make me crazy
But all I've got is time
Another time might make me crazy
But all I've got is time

"Minimum Wage"

Politically correct and mentally erect
I'm doing everything I can to conserve the best
But life ain't nothin but a bowl a grits
And this United States proud crap makes me sick
People tell me go make a name for yourself
Cause that's the only way you're gonna get outta this hell
I'm gonna try and try and try and do all that I can
But I'll never understand

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can't survive this day and age
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage

I'll take a work strike
Over a tax hike
Any day of the year
And I don't care about anything
As long as those striking ain't bottling beer
Give me a gun let's go get the XXX
He wouldn't mind he's protected by the aliens
I've got a green man in my backyard
This time the goverment has gone too far

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can't survive this day and age
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage

It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage
I can't survive this day and age
Home of the free
Land of the brave
I can't survive this day and age
It's guaranteed I'm making minimum wage

"All My Fault"

I guess we've had our fun
but it seems our fun is over now
And that's all right
It's all right
Time for me to move along
And after all is said and done
I'll be all right
It's all right

Tell me something that's sure to break my heart
'cause everything's my fault
And I know
I deserve to be alone
'cause everything's my fault

Here we go again unsuccessful to make amends
And that's all right
It's all right
I've tried as hard as I can but I can't seem to understand
And that's all right
It's all right

Tell me something that's sure to break my heart
'cause everything's my fault
And I know
I deserve to be alone
'cause everything's my fault

I guess it's over now your honesty has all run out
And that's all right
It's all right
I just can't seem to see how the hell you can make believe
And that's all right
It's all right


Tell me something that's sure to break my heart
'cause everything's my fault
And I know
I deserve to be alone
'cause everything's my fault

"Speechless"