In Memory of "QT"
This page features "U+Me=Us (Calculus)" and "Say It (Dont Spray It)"
"U+Me=Us (Calculus)"
I’m losing my hair
And my vision is shady
Last night I dreamt
Of an overweight lady
But I need a young thing
To keep up with my pace
To hold me in her arms
And take me straight to second base
I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
Sing it Chad, for me
I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
Calculus
We're together
Girl, algebra or trigonometry
Could never equal up
To what you do to me
So let's integrate, don't differentiate
If you were in my class
There aint no way I could pass
I hate English, gym
And not to mention
I can't even afford to pay my attention
No philosophy
Could ever come between us
Because we'll always have our calculus
I know my calculus
it says U + Me = Us
Said I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
Calculus
Calculus
Well, I’ve never been good at history
And I don't give a crap about Robert E. Lee
When it comes to cosines
I know a thing or two
And i'd kick ass on a test about me and you
I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
I know my calculus
it says u + me = us
Calculus
you plus sign me equals sign us
you plus sign me equals sign us
Girl, no subject comes close to you
I know my calculus
I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
I know my calculus
It says U + Me = Us
"Say It (Dont Spray It)"
Girl, I can't understand you
You're like reading a big fat book in Hebrew
I can tell by the way you drool
You don't mean to be cruel
Oh baby, fess up to your feelings
And tell me you need me
Because your ass is very pleasing
Girl, you've got to say it (say it)
Don't spray it (don't spray it)
I want the news (I want the news)
Not the weather
Say it (say it)
Don't spray it (don't spray it)
I want the news (I want the news)
Not the weather
So, say goodbye to those Levi's
And say hello to my sweet thighs
We can hokie pokie
Just give me the okie dokie
Fess up to your feelings
Baby, I'm needy
Oh baby, I'm really, really needy
Say it (say it)
Don't spray it (don't spray it)
I want the news (I want the news)
Not the weather
Say it (say it)
Don't spray it (don't spray it)
I want the news (I want the news)
Not the weather
Wave your hands if you like what were sayin
wave your hands if you want what were sayin
Don't you hear me now cheesing
Your ass is so pleasing
As long as I'm breathing
It makes me all heathen
Come on, come on
Everybody in the house
I want the news
Say it (say it)
Don't spray it (don't spray it)
I want the news (I want the news)
Not the weather
