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Finally, the long awaited (like you care) part 3 to Comedy Chaos! Sorry for the long wait guys, but I had to get the rest of my site up, and all that stuff. Anywho, go ahead and read, and I hope you enjoy!

Part 3 to Comedy Chaos

It had been a long day, and after that big party that night, everyone went home. Well…went home wouldn't exactly be it. Matrix set off to find an architect. He felt it was his duty to start a day care system and church in Mainframe, and woke up half the town knocking on doors. Bob got real drunk off booze and went home, accidentally mistaking five different apartment rooms to be his before being kicked into his own.
AndrAIa went home, a stack of potato chip bags and energy bars in her arms. Ray made sure to walk Mouse home, even though flying would've been faster and they reached her house five hours later. Enzo left for home also, still pondering over where sprites came from.

Dot was the only one who stayed behind, locking up Dot's Diner. She had a major headache and suddenly didn't feel like strutting anymore. Going into the bathroom, she was shocked to see how revealing her dress was and how much make up had been plastered on her face. "What happened to me?" she asked herself. Groaning, she put a hand up to her forehead and walked back out.

For some reason, whatever effected her was slowly draining out of her system. Taking deep breaths, she stepped outside the diner, locking it up. Then she turned and walked down the street.

"hoooooooooo hhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa hoooooooooo hhhhhhhhhaaaaaa."

Dot stopped in her tracks and listened. That breathing noise. It sounded vaguely familiar.

"Dot. I am your…."

Biting back a scream, she turned to see Megabyte standing there, holding out his clenched fist.

"Worst nightmare," he finished.

Dot gasped. "Megabyte! What are you doing here? I thought-"

"Well, you thought wrong now, didn't you?" He sneered. "So, Miss. Matrix, how does it feel seeing your worst enemy back from the dead?"

Dot started to step back. She didn't have any zip boards with her to make an escape, and Bob wasn't anywhere close by. Wait, what was she thinking? Bob would be too caught up with her to rescue her!

"Oh no, Miss. Matrix," he said. "You're not going anywhere!" He grabbed her suddenly, and took some sort of remote out of his pocket.

"Aaaaagh!" she screamed, beating her fists against his metal shoulder, "Let me go! Let me go!"

Before she knew it, though, a portal opened up right in front of them, and they vanished through it.

The next morning, Bob woke up with an incredible hangover. Sitting up, he groaned. "What…happened?" he asked himself.

"That's what happens when you drink too much," a gruff voice answered from the doorway. Bob looked up to see Matrix standing there, back to his old self again. "I found myself knocked out on someone's sidewalk. Apparently I rung one doorbell too many. If I had my gun, I bet that wouldn't have happened."

Bob groaned and put his head in his hands. "What was I thinking yesterday? What came over me?" His eyes widened with surprise. "Dot must think I'm crazy now!"

"Hey, you're not in a bad spot," Matrix said, "my reputation is ruined. I'm known as a monk now!"

"How come you're not hungover?"

"It happens when you're into peace and love. I can't believe that happened to me. Anyway, why don't we head over to Phong's place? You kind of wonder what he went through yesterday."

Bob nodded and turned to get out of bed. His legs got all tangled up though, and he fell out, hitting the ground with a thud. Too hangover to get up, he just lay there and closed his eyes.

"Come on Bob, let's go."

"Mm."

"Bob."

"Mmwhat."

"Bob!" Matrix sighed and tugged at the covers. Taking a corner of it, he dragged the Guardian out the bedroom door and down the stairs.

***

Mouse woke up to find Ray sleeping on her bedroom floor. Frowning, she rolled over and tugged at his shoulder. "Sugah," she said, "What are you doing on the floor?"

"Mm."

"Ray, wake up!"

Ray blinked and rolled on his back. "Mmmwhat?"

"Sugah, I'm not saying I don't like it, but what are you doing on the floor?"

Ray frowned and sat up, looking at her. "You're not crazy anymore?"

Mouse shook her head. "No, what are you talking about? I feel fine."

Ray looked around. "It must have blown over! Everything's back to normal!"

"Whatever you say, sugah. I suggest that if you want to get some sleep, use the bed. The floor's just too hard."

"There's no time for that," Ray got to his feet without realizing all he was wearing was boxers with bright Reboot logos all over it. Crying out in surprise, he grabbed a blanket and quickly covered them. "Uh…"

Mouse grinned. "Hey, nice boxers there, Ray."

"Um…" Ray started inching himself over to the bathroom. "I'll uh..be right back. We have to go meet up with the others, you know." With that, he dove into the bathroom and closed the door behind him.

AndrAIa walked out of her bedroom door, heading for the bathroom. She was wearing pajamas with fish and starfish all over them. Running a hand through messed up hair, she walked into the bathroom, not even glancing into the mirror. Stepping onto the scale, she waited as it weighed her. She couldn't believe what it came out with.

AndrAIa's eyes widened. "OH my God!" she cried, "No! I gained five pounds!" She looked at the mirror, wide awake. Examining her stomach and hips (which don't look different than usual at ALL), she grew delirious. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagh!!!!!!!!"

***
The Principle Office was a state of confusion and shock. Phong wasn't the only late-riser that day either.

"Now, my children," Phong said, calming down those that had come to the Principle Office. Bob was standing there, still trying to get over a hangover, Matrix was pacing back and forth, and Ray and Mouse were standing there, holding hands. Enzo was totally shocked, since he had found out last night after going home where babies DID come from, and now he didn't really want to know that, and AndrAIa was doing stomach crunches on the floor.

"It seems to me that yesterday was really strange," Phong went on, "and we were all effected by it. Bob, you found it necessary to spit out every single thought in your head, Enzo, you suddenly became obsessed with where sprites came from-"

"Ew!" Enzo interrupted.

"AndrAIa, you had a sudden junk food attack, Ray, you became afraid of heights, Mouse went crazy and Dot-" Phong stopped and looked around. "Where is Dot?"

The others looked around. "Whoa, where is she?" Bob asked, scratching his head. "I could've sworn she was here!"

"Right Bob, whatever," Mouse said, patting him on the shoulder, "you with that hangover? I doubt that."

"Well then, we'd better go find her," Matrix said, turning to leave. Before he could, though, a vidwindow popped up, surprising them all. On it was-

"MEGABYTE!" They all gasped.

"I should've known it was you!" Bob yelled.

"How?" Phong asked. "We had no idea he was here."

"Oh." Bob frowned, then shrugged. "Well, it sounded like the right thing to say."

"Hello, people of Mainframe," Megabyte sneered. "Especially Bob."

Bob groaned, putting his hand back to his forehead. "Do we have to do this now? I have a really bad headache."

"Oh…" Megabyte gave Bob a sympathetic, sneering look. "Hangover, isn't it? Well, that's too bad. You'll be over that once you hear what I have to say." With that, he grabbed someone and held her in front of the screen. They all gasped when they found out it was Dot.

"Dot!" Bob cried, startled. He glared at Megabyte. "You give her back, Megabyte, you understand that?"

Megabyte laughed. "Me? Give her back? Unlikely. I've actually grown accustomed to her, actually. If you want her back, you're going to have to come get her. Alone. We need to have a talk." With that, the vidwindow closed, and he was gone.

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