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| This story is rated PG-13 Ray decided to go see Mouse. Since of his sudden fear of heights, he decided to walk there instead, getting there five micro-seconds later than usual. When he knocked on the door though, she didn't answer, and he was alarmed to find the door unlocked. Pushing it open, he walked inside. "Mouse?" He called, "Mouse, are you here?" A timid reply came from behind the couch. "Here!" Ray walked over to find his girlfriend huddled up in a tight ball and he frowned. "What are you doing?" He asked. "I'm scared," she whispered. "Scared? Scared of what?" Mouse frowned and stood up. "I...I don't know. I was, but..." Ray looked at her, puzzled. "Okay...?" He looked around. "Mouse, things are going wierd, you know? It's not very noticeable, but I think it is. Bob can't keep to himself anymore, Dot's become this sex symbool- which isn't so bad, I rather like it- Enzo wants to know where sprites come from, I'm afraid of heights, and-" "LOOK OUT!" Mouse drew her sword and shoved Ray aside, waving her weapon around in front of her. "Aha! I knew it was you! Thought you could get away, didn't you? Well tak this! Take that!" Ray looked in the area Mouse was swinging her sword. No one was there. "She's gone crazy!" He thought. Mouse turned to him. "Did you hear that?" She gasped. Ray shook his head. Mouse stood very quietly, than looked at him. "Enzo wants to know where Sprites come from?" He swallowed, suddenly wishing he never told her that. Mouse put her sword down. "Well than! I'll tell him!" "No wait-!" She gasped suddenly with an idea. "Better yet, I'll SHOW him! WE'LL show him!" She grabbed his arm and started dragging him out of the building. "Wait Mouse, that wouldn't be a good idea! It's not educational when you do that!" "You're right!" She stopped so suddenly he nearly crashed into her. "I have a better idea!" She paused. "Wait. Let me think of it first." Megabyte sat in his newly made lair, watching over Mainframe. Herrdoctor stood beside him. "My plan is going perfectly," he approved, nodding. "I really like what you did with Dot," Herrdoctor commented, a huge smile on his face. Megabyte was silent for a long moment. Than he decided. "We'll have to kidnap her." "Because she's so sexy and we want her REALLY badly?" "No! Because she has the codes to the Principle Office and we can use that information against Mainframe!" "Oh." Herrdoctor shrugged. "Well, that too." Megabyte smiled slowly. "Yes. That too." That night, everyone but Matrix was in the diner. It was a wierd sight with everyone acting so strangely. Bob was commenting about everything he saw, (mostly about Dot, who was dancing on the tables in front of him), AndrAIa was eating from a huge pile of junk food in front of her, Ray wouldn't go near his surf board, Mouse was talking to herself, and Enzo was still trying to figure out where Sprites came from. Then there was Cecil, flirting heavily with AndrAIa. "Tell me, dear," Cecil said, "Do you always dress like that?" Bob leaned over and joined the conversation. "What he means, AndrAIa," he said, is that he likes the way your clothes hug your toosh and the way your boobs hang out of your top." AndrAIa spit out a mouthful of her energy shake. "EXCUSE ME?!!!" "Hey, it's true!" "You need to control your mouth!" Dot jumped down off the counter. "Don't worry, Bob, your toosh ain't bad," she said pinching, causing him to jump with surprise. "This are really strange, Tippy," Mouse spoke up. AndrAIa frowned. "Who's Tippy?" "My imaginary friend." Silence. Enzo broke it, asking loudly, "Where do sprites come from?" Dot grinned at him. "I'll tell you, Enzo! You see, when a guy and a girl get together one night, they have-" Ray clamped his hand over her mouth. "Let's talk about something else, shall we?" He suggested loudly. He released her suddenly when she felt her back rubbing against his chest, and he quickly retreated back to his chair. Just then, Matrix burst into the room, causing everyone to look up. Silence filled the diner. "Oh my..." Dot gasped, nearly falling over her counter. "The horror..." Bob whispered. "I can't believe it!" Mouse gasped. "I can't look!" Enzo hid his face. "Oh User!" AndrAIa's mouth dropped open, and Ray nearly fell out of his chair. His gun was gone, and he was wearing a white robe. His gruff expression was replaced with a wide grin. Matrix was grinning. Horrified screams filled the air. -To be continued. What in the world happens next? Find out in "Comedy Chaos Part 3"! |
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