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| Note: This story is rated PG-13. For suggestive content. I just thought it be kind of fun to write. The portal opened up right in the skies of Mainframe, and the virus stepped out. He surveyed the city and grnted as if in disgust. "System Reboot," he observed. "How utterly terrible." He turned toward the still open portal. "Herrdoctor, I do wish you would come out now, no one's around to see you." The little binome stepped timidly out of the portal, knees knocking. Right as his whole body left the swirling, wormy portal from the web, it snapped up and vanished, leaving the two standing on the empty building. "W-we are back sir," Herdoctor said in a shaky voice. "Yes. Indeed we are." The virus looked over the city. "They thought I would be trapped forever in the web. They're lucky I found a portal back here and not the Super Computer." "But Megabyte, what are we going to do now?" The binome asked softly, not daring to speak too loudly. "It's simple, Herrdoctor," Megabyte explained camly. "Usually this would be something Hex would dream up, but right now I'm desparate! I will spread chaos and confusion all over Mainframe so everyone will be too caught up in their problems to prepare." "Prepare for what, sir?" "My attack!" Megabyte burst out in maniacle laughter. Herrdoctor was confused. "Boss, nothing funny has happened. What are you laughing at?" Megabyte frowned. "You see Herrdoctor, I am a bad guy and it is my job to laugh insanely at the dullest or intense moments. Its something all bad guys do, if you haven't noticed. Now laugh with me!" He started laughing again. Herrdoctor started with nervous laughter, but it soon died out. Megabyte stopped and got out a bag of "chaos" powder from inside his armor. "It's a good thing I saved this from Hex's lair," he said, spreading the powder all around the city. "May Mainframe spread with chaos and confusion!" He started laughing again. Dot was in her diner when she smelled a wierd stench around her. It wasn't stinky nor sweet, it was just wierd. Frowning, she stood up. Just then, Enzo came skidding through the front door. "Hiya, Dot!" He cried, "Where do sprites come from?" "Huh?" Dot was distracted from the smell by her brother's question and looked at him. "Sprites?" Uh oh. It was THE big question. "Um, let's see Enzo," she said, sitting down. "It's really quite simple. Uh...er...um..." Enzo looked at her, waiting. "You see Enzo, sprites come from...they...uh..." Her eyes lit up when she saw Ray enter the building. "Ray! Come over here for a sec!" "Okay." he walked over to her. "What's processing?" "I need to hurry to the kitchen real quick, will you tell Enzo where sprites come from for me? Thanks!" Without another word, she was gone. Inside the kitchen, though, she noticed the smell was a lot stronger. Ray turned to Enzo. "So," he said, sitting down. "You want to know where sprites come from?" "That's right!" Enzo sat down next to him. "Well, you know that baby sprites come from women, right?" Enzo nodded. "Well, that's so you and men don't have to worry about it, so let's just leave it at that." He got up to leave. "No!" Enzo pulled him back into is chair. "Tell me now!" "Well now, you're a persistant kid! Good thing you don't surf the web. Lots of sites there would just give it all away, especially the ones marked 'click here.' Now, you really want to know?" "Yes." "Okay." Ray cleared his throat. "Now inside every gal there's a waiting room. In that waiting room, there is an egg, waiting for a...um...tadpole to come and...feed her. One day, swarms of tadpoles come into the waiting room, and they're all fighting over the egg. You see, feeding eggs is very important and every tadpole wants to do it. "Now, the egg must choose which tadpole she wants to feed her. After awhile of strength competitions and all, she picks one tadpole. All the other tadpoles are very sad so they..um...leave. The chosen tadpole feeds the egg until the egg gets bigger and bigger,until it turns into a baby sprite. When the baby sprite is ready to come out of the gal, it does and becomes another living breathing sprite like you and me." Ray sighed with relief. "Any questions?" He grinned triumphantly. "Yeah," Enzo nodded. "How do the tadpoles get inside the waiting room?" Ray's grin vanished. "Well...uh..." Just then, Bob walked into the diner. "Hello everyone!" He said cheerfully, sitting next to Enzo. "What's processing?" "Nothing," Ray said quickly. "Hey Ray," Bob suggested, "Why don't we go out for a flight? You can bring your board." "That's okay, I'm...afraid of heights." Ray looked away. Bob stared at him, then burst out laughing. "You? Afraid of heights! DOn't kid me! You're a surfer! I can't believe it, a web surfer afraid of heights!" "Well, it's just recently," Ray put in, "and I would appreciate it if you kept your thoughts to yourself." Bob sobered up. "I'm sorry," he apologized, "But lately, I can't keep anything in, and I don't know why!" "STrange," Enzo pointed out. "You can't keep things to yourself, and suddenly, Ray, a websurfer, is afraid of heights." "Yeah strange," Ray frowned. "And you are suddenly obsessed with where sprites come from. What next?" Bob frowned at Enzo. "You are?" The doors to the kitchen opened and Dot walked back into the diner. Right away, the boys could tell there was something wrong with her. She was giggling to herself and when she walked, her hips swung over-exaggerately. "Uh, hi Dot," Bob said, staring at her hips. With a giggle, Dot sat down right on his lap and wrapped her arms around his neck. "Hi," she whispered. "Hi," Bob repeated, staring at her still,clearly surprised. Ray looked at them, then started ushering Enzo away. "I really don't think you should stick around, Enzo. Ask AndrAIa where sprites come from." Enzo grinned and ran out of the diner. When Ray turned to go back to his seat, he was shocked to find Dot LYING on the counter, right in front of Dot. "She's turned into a sexy bimbo," he muttered. He took his seat again. "Tell me something, Bob," Dot purred, "Do you want me this way?" Bob was clearly trying to be a proper gentlemen, but his thoughts came out first. He whistled. "Oh yeah." Dot giggled and that's when Ray noticed she was slowly unzipping her outfit. Bob's goofy smile was huge. "That's it," Ray said, standing up. "I'm outa here, but if you guys want your privacy, try the kitchen. Things are getting wierd." He turned and left the diner, but even so, he noticed the two hadn't moved from their positions. AndrAIa was running toward the diner. She had a sudden craving for junk food, and nothing in her kitchen would satisfy her. It was wierd. One minute she was relaxing at him, the next she just had to eat sweets. She passed Ray on her way into the diner, but she didn't have time to stop and chat. She burst into the diner and went straight to the kitchen, ignoring Cecil's annoyed looks. Usually, the square binome rather liked her, but not when she barges in a day like today-er, I mean 'second.' She quickly got herself an energy shake and two candy bars, then turned to leave. She was just walking out of the kitchen when she noticed Bob and Dot behind the serving counter. "Oh, I don't want to see that!" She cried. -To be Continued What'll happen next? More strange things? What about Matrix, Mouse, and the others? Has this crazy spell effected them? Find out in Part two of "Comedy Chaos"! |
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