Anal culture are a revolutionary new punk band who deal with raw, modern-day issues with no holes barred. Wanna know about muslims, anal sex and other important issues? Anal Culture are the band. With one album already under their belts, the band are currently hard at work on their second album "The Hamlet LP". Details of this album are scarce, though it is belived to revolve around a paraplegic slave and his sado-masachist master.
Unfortunatley, our bongo player, Jamaal, had difficulty handling the rhythms on our new single 'Me take you up de wrong hole, batty boy' (recite in patois for correct pronunciation). He was so disstressed, he, er, jumped down some steps, sustaining terrible bruising and a detatched head.
NB- Anal Culture would like to make it clear that they would never dream of killing a band member for being shit at the bongos,
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