Words of Wisdom and Nonsense - Some is serious advice and some are just goofy things to say. - Personal Homepages - http://maxpages.com/alphafivesden/Words_of_Wisdom_and

1. In the case that someone says something to you or is trying to explain something and you have NO CLUE as to what they're talking about, it's appropriate to use one of the following phrases: "Who did what for how many twinkies?!?!" (Kari W.) or "Who did who in the what now?!?!" (Rejeana M.) or the ever so popular "Ex-squeeze me?!?!"

2. Never ever think that "life sucks"...instead think "life's a BITCH! Kick it's ASS!!"...it'll make you feel better! :o) (Allison V.)

3. Never think that something is impossible...it will only limit the probability of it that much more...trust me...I know about this one...Just be like the little train that your parents used to read to you about..."I think I can, I think I can..." (Allison V.)

4. "It's a secret that no one tells...one day it's heaven, one day it's hell. It's no fairytale, take it from me. That's the way it's supposed to be. You will fly and you will crawl. God knows even angels fall. No such thing as you lost it all. god knows even angels fall." ("Even Angels Fall"-Jessica Riddle)

5. "Faith, like light, should be simple and unbending, but love, like warmth, should beam forth in every direction and bend to every necessity of our brother." (don't remember)

6. "Love goes towards love as school boys from their books, but love from love, towards school with heavy looks." (Romeo&Juliet)

7. When something freaks you out or ticks you off...it's ok to say "Set fire to the nearest monkey!" (David C.)

8. When you're happy or excited, say "and yeah there was much squeaking and rejoicing" (David C.)

9. When you're down in the dumps or just bummed out, say "and yeah there was much puking and retching" (David C.)

10. "If love be rough with you, be rough with love. Prick love for pricking you and beat love down!" (Romeo&Juliet)

11. (Here's a good insult)Stupid hoochie mama slut wanna-be-ho! (Rachel R.)

12. (Favorite combo of curse words)Fuckin shit dick bitch! (Angie M.)(and she's only 7 yrs. old!)

13. If you don't mean it...don't say it!! (this works for every thing) (don't know)

(more to come as i think of them)

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