Stop Draggin' My Car Around
(parody of "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around" by Stevie Nicks with Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
Had to park my car for just five minutes.
I had to go inside to use the phone.
When I came back again, my car was gone. Well,
I didn't know it was a loading zone.
What a bummer, I as so brought down.
I had to chase that tow truck a over town, yellin'
Stop draggin' my... Stop draggin' my...
Stop draggin' my car around.
Took my baby to the local disco.
I was jumpin' like a maniac.
But the owner came and pulled me off the floor. Then he,
He took me to his little office in the back.
He said, "I really like your snaggletooth necklace.
Your pants are groovy, and your hair's okay.
But, man, that car of yours is so uncool.
Like wow, I'm sorry, but we towed it away!"
Stop draggin' my... Stop draggin' my...
Stop draggin' my car around!
Now I'm at home. I'm watchin' "Gilligan's Island."
Guess it's time to trade my old car in.
For twenty dollars and my '64 Plymouth,
Maybe I could get a second-hand Schwinn.
Look out the window, there's a
Tow truck in the driveway.
I grabbed the driver and I asked him why.
He said, "I'm sorry, kid, you're late with the payments.
It's time to kiss your little car goodbye."
Stop draggin' my... Stop draggin' my...
Stop draggin' my car around!
Stop draggin' my car around.
Listen, the check's in the mail. No, really!
Stop draggin' my car around!
Oh man, I just had the hub caps painted!
Stop draggin' my car around!
Hey! Hey, I left a sandwich in the back seat!
Stop draggin' my car around. Oh... Stop draggin' my car around.
Stop Draggin' My Car Around
band demo, 1982
(parody of "Stop Draggin' My Heart Around" by Stevie Nicks w/ Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers)
Had to park my car for just five minutes
I had to go inside to use the phone
When I came back again my car was gone
Well I, I didn't know it was a loading zone
It was a bummer
I was so brought down
I chased that lousy tow truck all over town yellin'
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my car around
I was cruisin' doing sixty in the fast lane
Guess I must have hit some broken glass
I had a blow out and I started swerving
Tried to pull over but I ran outta gas
Yeah I was stranded, I was blocking traffic
I had to run and call the Triple A
Got back in time to see the highway patrolmen
They were towing my car away
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my car around
Wooo oooooo
Now I'm at home, I'm watching Gilligan's Island
I guess I oughtta trade my old car in
For twenty dollars and my '64 Plymouth
Maybe I could get a second hand Schwinn
All of a sudden there's a tow truck in the driveway
I grabbed the driver and I asked him why
He said, "I'm sorry but you're late with the payments"
"It's time to kiss your little car good-bye"
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my
Stop draggin' my car around
Stop draggin' my car around (Aw come on man, I just had the hubcaps painted. Give me a break)
Stop draggin' my car around (Aw man. Hey, I left a sandwich in the back seat. Hey!)
Stop draggin' my car around (Aw. Hey listen, the check's in the mail. No, really.)
Stop draggin' my car around (Hey! Hey! Eat me! Go on, eat me!)
Stop draggin' my car around
baby, baby baby baby baby-y-y-y (Go on. Go on.)
(assorted claps, laughs and choking noises)
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