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"Weird Al" Yankovic
I Love Rocky RoadStop Draggin My Car AroundRickyGotta BoogieBuckingham BluesHappy BirthdayMy BolognaThe Checks In The MailAnother One Rides The BusIll Be Mellow When Im DeadSuch A Groovy GuyMr Frump In The Iron LungIn 3-D
Eat ItMidnight StarThe Brady BunchBuy Me A CondoI Lost On JeopardyPolkas On 45Mr PopeilKing Of SuedeThat Boy Could DanceTheme From Rocky XIIINature Trail To HellDare To Be Stupid
Like A SurgeonDare To Be StupidI Want A New DuckOne More MinuteYodaGeorge Of The JungleSlime Creatures From Outer SpaGirls Just Want To Have LunchThis Is The LifeCable TVHooked On PolkasPolka Party!
Living With A HerniaDog Eat DogAddicted To SpudsOne Of Those DaysPolka PartyHeres JohnnyThe Weird Al Show
The Weird Al Show ThemeWater Is WetI Like YouLousy HaircutCheeseThe Als Mailbag Theme SongTheres Someone At The DoorGotta Open The DoorWhos At The DoorTahj MowryWhats With The SingingWhy Dont We Show A Clip NowWhy Did You Come On This StupiI Made You Into A FreakI QuitIts Nice To Be NiceThe Kitty SongAuld Lang SyneTour Only
The Food MedleyIll Repair For YouLaundry DayGee Im A NerdFast FoodFree DeliveryThe Yoda Chant|
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| One More Minute (Ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh-ahhh ...) Well, I heard that you're leavin', (leaving) Gonna leave me far behind, (so far behind) 'Cause you found a brand new lover, You decided that I'm not your kind, (ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh) So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (name out) of my Rolodex, And I tore all your pictures in two, And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go, Just because it reminds me of you. (Yeah) That's right, (that's right) you ain't gonna see me cryin'. I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new, 'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass, Than spend one more minute with you. (ahh-ahh-ahh-ooh) I guess I might seem kinda bitter. You got me feelin' down in the dumps. 'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the Gas Station of Love, And I have to use the self-service pumps! Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase. You ain't (you ain't) gonna break my heart in two. 'Cause I'd rather get a hundred-thousand paper-cuts on my face, Than spend one more minute with you. I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork, Than watch you going out with other men. I'd rather slam my fingers in a door, Again and again and again and again and again. Aw, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'. I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches, (leeches) Shove an ice pick under a toenail or two. I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue, Than spend one more minute with you. Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks, Or stick my nostrils together with Crazy Glue. I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades, Than spend one more minute with you-hoo. I'd rather rip my heart right out of my rib cage with my bare hands and then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die... Than spend one more minute with you. |
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