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I need a Pocket Fisherman!
I need a handy appliance
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How does that make you feel?)
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Don't miss out on this deal.)
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It slices. It dices.
Look at that tomato!
You could even cut a tin can with it,
But you wouldn't want to!

(Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble.
Need your assistance on the double)
Oh no! Now how am I gonna make
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(Mr. Popeil!)
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(Now how much would you pay?)
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If you order today,
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Now how much would you pay?
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Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer!
Make me take advantage
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