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"Weird Al" Yankovic
I Love Rocky RoadStop Draggin My Car AroundRickyGotta BoogieBuckingham BluesHappy BirthdayMy BolognaThe Checks In The MailAnother One Rides The BusIll Be Mellow When Im DeadSuch A Groovy GuyMr Frump In The Iron LungIn 3-D
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| Living With A Hernia |
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| Living With a Hernia (parody of "Living In America" by James Brown) (Help me out, Dig! ... ooh) All I do is grunt and groan Hurts me to walk anywhere Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones He took my trousers off, told me to cough (Doctor says there ain't nothin') to discuss He tells me any day I might have to wear a truss, woo! (Living with a hernia) Ow! All the time, such aggravation (Living with a hernia) Gonna be my ruination (Living with a hernia) Got to have an operation Feel so old, heh huh Too much back pain Good gawd, drives me insane Can't run, barely crawl Got a bulge in my intestinal wall Walk real funny, bless my soul Can't play tennis and it's hard to bowl (You can't even do the splits now) Say it (Better call it quits now) I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow (Living with a hernia) huh Hurts me bad in a tender location (Living with a hernia) Had enough humiliation (Living with a hernia) yeaah-! Got to have an operation Ow! I (live with a hernia) Can't get up, can't bend over Now I (live with a hernia) Wait a minute... You may not be familiar with the common types Of hernias that you could get So just settle down, let me clue you in There's incomplete (incomplete) Epigastric (epigastric) Bladder (bladder) Strangulated (strangulated) Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia) Richter's hernia (richter's hernia) Obstructed (obstructed) Inguinal and Direct (Living with a hernia)...Rupture! I said it's causin' me such irritation (Living with a hernia) whoo-ow! Have to have my medication (Living with a hernia) yeaa-! I feel bad! |
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