Laundry Day
performed in medley since 1996
(parody of "Come Out And Play" by Offspring)
Gotta keep 'em separated!
You like the latest fashions.
You like to keep 'em clean.
You take a trip every week to the laundromat
Throw a load in the washing machine.
Now if you don't wanna ruin your clothes,
You gotta sort 'em out first, as anyone knows.
Remember bright colors and the others don't mix.
Before you wash 'em up, wash 'em up, wash 'em up, wash 'em up
Hey! Are your undies turnin' pink?
Take 'em out. (Gotta keep 'em separated!)
Hey! Are your cottons gonna shrink?
Sort 'em out. (Gotta keep 'em separated!)
Hey! And when it's time,
You can stick 'em in the dryer, you can hang 'em on the line.
Hey! It's laundry day!
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