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"Weird Al" Yankovic
I Love Rocky RoadStop Draggin My Car AroundRickyGotta BoogieBuckingham BluesHappy BirthdayMy BolognaThe Checks In The MailAnother One Rides The BusIll Be Mellow When Im DeadSuch A Groovy GuyMr Frump In The Iron LungIn 3-D
Eat ItMidnight StarThe Brady BunchBuy Me A CondoI Lost On JeopardyPolkas On 45Mr PopeilKing Of SuedeThat Boy Could DanceTheme From Rocky XIIINature Trail To HellDare To Be Stupid
Like A SurgeonDare To Be StupidI Want A New DuckOne More MinuteYodaGeorge Of The JungleSlime Creatures From Outer SpaGirls Just Want To Have LunchThis Is The LifeCable TVHooked On PolkasPolka Party!
Living With A HerniaDog Eat DogAddicted To SpudsOne Of Those DaysPolka PartyHeres JohnnyThe Weird Al Show
The Weird Al Show ThemeWater Is WetI Like YouLousy HaircutCheeseThe Als Mailbag Theme SongTheres Someone At The DoorGotta Open The DoorWhos At The DoorTahj MowryWhats With The SingingWhy Dont We Show A Clip NowWhy Did You Come On This StupiI Made You Into A FreakI QuitIts Nice To Be NiceThe Kitty SongAuld Lang SyneTour Only
The Food MedleyIll Repair For YouLaundry DayGee Im A NerdFast FoodFree DeliveryThe Yoda Chant|
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| I'll Repair For You |
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I'll Repair For You Al's new theme to "Home Improvement", as performed live on the Bad Hair Day tour (parody of "I'll Be There For You (Theme from 'Friends')" by The Rembrandts) So you got dry rot And your water pressure's weak. The trash compactor's broke, Your roof has sprung a leak. You just found out your toilet's overflowed, And your smoke detector's smoking, And your heater's gonna explode. But... I'll repair for you, When your roof starts to fall. I'll repair for you, All the cracks in your wall. I'll repair for you, Every nail, bolt, and screw. Your washer's busted And your faucet drips all night. You've got some termites With a healthy appetite. Well, have no fear, I'll patch up every hole. And I'm licensed, and I'm bonded, Even se habla español. So... I'll repair for you, When your doorknobs are loose. I'll repair for you, When your plunger's no use. I'll repair for you, With some caulk and hot glue. I am prepared to tackle All kinds of paint and spackle. You got a leaky shower, I'll be there in an hour. With stucko, bricks, and plaster, I am a Jedi Master. We'll help you through your crisis. Check out our low, low prices too! Your floors are sagging And your plumbing's shot. Well, if you don't mind my hair butt crack Every time that I squat, Then... I'll repair for you, Anything that you need. I'll repair for you, And the work's guaranteed. I'll repair for you, I'll rewire it too. I'll repair for you. I'll repair for you. I'll repair for you. Every nail, bolt, and screw. |
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