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| Do You Like to Laugh?;Jokes jokes and more jokes |
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Do you like to Laugh? well here we go!
WARNING: please do NOT take any of this offencivly.
1. Q: How did Dairy Queen become preganant?
A: Burger King forgot to wrap his wrapper
2.Q: How much does it cost to get a pirates ears pierced?
A: A buck-an-ear
3.Q: Why did Dennis Rodman get kicked out of the game?
A: Because his purse didn't match his shoes
4. Q: Have you heard about the new Ron Howard's movie : a travle documentary about the neverlands?
A: It's called "Mr. Opies Holland'
5. Q: What do you call a doll that's on fire
A: A barbie-q
6.Q: Do you know why the smurfs go laughing when they walk through th grass?
A: Because the grass tickels their balls
7.Q: Hey, did you hear that O.J. Simpson is starting a Limo sevice ?
A: Yeah , he guarentees he'll get you there with plenty o time to kill
8. A: What do you get when you put spice girls in the toaster?
Q: Pop Tarts
9. Q: How do we know that O.j. Simpson didn't kill her?
A: Because Baffalo bills don't stab they choke!
10. Q: Why does it take longer to build a snowman than a snowwoman?
A: Because it takes longer to hallow out the snowmans head
11. Q: Why do they call pms, pms?
A: Cause Mad Cow Desase was already taken
12. Q: What do woman and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both squrim when you eat 'em
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