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| An Alien story that's not so quite ture but if you believe me than I think you are a alien |
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| Hello , I am an experienced alien i've been through it alll. let me start when I was a wee alien only about 99999901 years old. I ran away from my home, planet Mars to planet Venus I found my self to become depressed because it's the most unrelyable planet in the whole wide universe ! Well that is what all of my ancestor's say. So I later found myself migrating to planet Earth. Later I Found my self in a small but large city, I later moved in the Holiday Inn and was kicked out by the owner because I kept on killing all of his guest dogs, and toads with my lazer red, amazing, pretty, eyes! So I moved out into the booms and moved into an abanded barn and hummed ( me sercrete password, witch is fhdjakfh hfdajfh fdha, in english it is marsmellows)and so I waited for the u.f.o's ( Witch let my tell you does NOT stand for unidentifyd flying object! Stupid humans! It stands for urinating freaks over-board) to come and take me away! but they did not except me any more because I got three Big old fat zits on my nose, and they were planning to attack man kind , and they did not want man kind to know I was ugly. So I was trying to kill myself and I was stopped, because some cops found the stolen car ( did I mention about the stolen car yet? well thats another story) and they took me to jail because of the lazer accident and also because I was trying to kill my self..oh yea the ...ccccaaaaarrrr! So write now at this very moment I'm eating (stale bread) and drinking ( rusty water) and on the computer in jail! Hey jail is HEAVEN it's awesome I suggest you try it out! Well that basicually explains my life! thanks! |
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