my 24-hour txt victim, Tom puts up with me on a weekly basis (yeah you and me every saturday tom) but only because he "has nothing better to do". Thanks tom. oh stop being so shushy, you had to beg me to do this page about you. but i love you, for being my best tom, for having so damn many mobile numbers, for being tom. oh dear god why is my mother listening to the soundtrack of South Pacific?
tom is most likely to be heard saying: oh dear god, goodness, shushy, love me love my flares.
other names: shushy, Zox, Tommy Baby...
there leaves only one thing to be said
"Heus! puer! plus gari!" inquit iuvenis.
because tom is a iuvenis and proud, not a member of the pueri. |