Kool Quotes from Empire Records - Music - http://maxpages.com/alexandra/Kool

If you have found any mistakes in these quotes, please don't send me any more death threats. I don't claim that they're perfect, they're just a vague transcript of my favourite bits so don't go jumpin down my throat because I diminutated Deborah wrong(ly). I promise, I don't mean it.

Casino Woman:"Feelin' lucky?"
Lucas:"I'm guided by a force much greater than luck"

Lucas:"Y'know what, Joe? I think it's gonna be ok."
Joe:"What makes you think that?"
Lucas:"Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear."

Lucas:"The fat man walks alone."

Gina:"At least I'm not a closet speed freak. Oh, what are these? Vitamins, Aspirins, BREATH MINTS? Diet pills? Oh, diet pills. What a surprise. I could stay up all night studying if I was churning down speed... for your perfect face, and your perfect school, and your perfect body, and your perfect, perfect, life."
Joe:"Stop it."
Gina:"I'm stopping. I'm stopping. It's always about her..."

I know the above quote isn't word perfect but the idea of sitting there with a pencil and pausing the video every few seconds isn't what I laughingly call fun. Sorry to burst your bubble there.

Corey:"When you told me it just thre me. You're my best friend. I thought we had something better than that."
AJ:"That's bullshit, you know it is."

Eddie:"Music is the glue of the world. It holds it all together."

AJ:"Mark, this stuff is guaranteed to make you sterile."
Mark:"Maybe I wanna be sterile..."

Mark:"I've been thinking, Lucas, I wanna start up a band."
Lucas:"The first thing you need to do is think of a name. Then you can be sure of what sort of a band you've got."
Mark:"I've been thinking of calling it Marc."
Lucas:"Is that Marc with a C or a K?"
Mark:"Well," glances down at 'I work here pass',"my name, is with, a-a-a K, so I was thinking of spelling it with a C, kinda like that, uh, psychadelic, y'know, trip thing."
Lucas:"good thinking. Alway play with their minds."

Deborah:"I guess nobody really has it together."
Corey:"No."
Deborah:"I feel like I should be welcoming you to the neighbourhood or something."

AJ:"Debs, you did have hair when you went in there, right?"
Deborah:"yeah, and it's still in the sink if you wanna glue it."
AJ:"What happened?" points at Debbie's slit wrist.
Deborah:"I went to a Rocket'n'Roll Heaven and I wasn't on the guestlist. I'd like to go now."
AJ:"No, really."
Deborah:"I decided that I'd rather kill myself than meet Rex Manning. Excuse me, i'm going now."

Jane:"So, do you like Rex Manning's records?"
Warren: (laughs) "Young America Teeny-Bopper-type shit, right?"
Jane:"Actually, Rex Manning's records proved to be very popular in teenage males."
Lucas:"Jane, have you compared the number of teenage male Rex Manning fans to the incidents of homosexuality among teenage males?"

Gina:"Lucas, what are you doing here?"
Lucas:"Joe let me close up."
Gina:"What a big responsibility."
Lucas:"Joe's rules are very simple. Count the money twice and stay away from drumsticks, cigars and beer."
Gina:"My, my, my, how WILL you remember it all?"

Lucas:"The time to hesitate is through."

Gina:"Well, Sinead O' Rebellion. Shock-me, Shock-me, Shock-me with that deviant behaviour."
Debbie:"That is so clever, I swear you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets."
Gina:"And you get smarter the shorter your hair gets. It's probably a good thing you went with that, it's a brilliant look for you, darling."

Gina:"No revealing clothing."
Deborah:"No visible tattoos."
Gina:"No body piercings."
Deborah:"We're both screwed."
Gina:"But, Deborah, surely with your ever-growing collection of flesh-mutilating, silver appendages and new army bootcamp-style makeover..."
Deborah:"Let's not talk, let's just rip."
*rip rip rip*

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