H*PPINESS SHOULD BE ILLEGALISED - NOW. - Music - http://maxpages.com/alexandra/Happiness

Things that make a person happy.

1. Lots of emails to read
2. No junk, crappy chain mails to read
3. Homemade chocolate cake
4. Homemade brownies
5. Homemade chocolate Muffins
6. Homemade Chocolate chip COOKIES (who could forget the cookies?)
7. Homemade chocolate
8. Going skiing
9. Insulting James
10. Winning an argument against James & David (point: i have never won an argument against them but i've come close)
11. Beating clever people in tests (i'm sorry guys but it makes me feel happy)
12. Being in love
13. Going to Latin (exclusion of the boys & girls who hate latin)
14. Having a sports injury during the cross country period
15. Watching horror films
16. Sleeping
17. Drinking
18. Being in the mountains
19. Being by the sea
20. NOT doing athletics
21. Eating ice cream - esp Ben and Jerry's chocolate fudge
22. Reminiscing of our childhoods
23. Using cool coloured pens
24. Speaking german (i.e. non germaners saying stuff like schraubenschlussel- spanner- and bierwurst- beer sausage)
25. Making fun of Mr Woods' pathetic jokes
26. Making fun of Mr Woods' social life
27. Making fun of Mr Woods
28. Realising that history lesson is over
29. Realising that maths is over
30. Sailing
31 Having the whole swimming pool to yourself
32. Belting out classic disney songs such as 'part of your world' and 'I'll make a man out of you'
33. Watching POkemon
34. Drawing pokemon
35. attacking people with stuffed toys
36. Doing good deeds
37. Watching Dawson's Creek
38. Wathing Buffy & Angel & Riley kick ass
39. Watching FRIENDS
40. Playing on the N64
41. Surfing the net
42. Talking about the above
43. Using vending machines
44. Punching holes in paper
45. Making clocks
46. PLAYING NETBALL
47. Watching rugby
48. Laughing
49. Secrets
50. Having great friends to share everything with
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51. Asking Mr Woods questions like War es für Sie gut? (was it good 4 u?) and Das ist humpig, ja?
52. WATCHING SIMPSONS
53. PLAYING MIDTOWN MADNESS
54. WHOOPING SOMEBODY (WHOM YOU DO NOT KNOW) AT MIDTOWN MADNESS
55. Laughing at sad jokes
56. Laughing at other people (don't worry, i don't mean it)
57. Laughing at people marching (yes, i know i'm crap)
58. PLAYING FOOTBALL
59. WATCHING WRESTLIN' (SAD I KNOW)
60. LAUGHING AT ALL THE GAY WRESTLERS
61. Chatting to people online
62. Laughing at americans
63. eating chocolate
64. licking chocolate
65. pulling abi
66. beating the shit out of john and charlie
67. surviving number 65
68. buying new cars
69. buying new games
70. Writing really long emails
71. Reading very long personalised emails
72. getting higher than 8.5/10
73. getting full marks in math
74. beating tom in math
75. going over bridges while they're up in midtown madness
76. being online and knowing you aren't paying for call charges
77. Reading Mick Foley's HAVE A NICE DAY :-)
78. chewing gum
79. watching F1
80. watching NASCAR
81. going on holiday
82. getting tanned
83. having pizza
84. going out w/ friends (yes I do have a few of them)
85. surprising myself at sport
86. getting good grades
87. getting money
88. being with abi
89. getting email @ another.com (naughtytiger@do-i-make-you-horny.co.uk)
90. having a tidy bedroom
91. birthdays
92. christmas
93. summer
94. putting potatoes with lots of roots in my brothers bed
95. having a haircut
96. RAF
97. Drill
98. The Millennium
99. New Years
100. Listening to music

There you go, phew, feel free to add more!!

Bruce

JUST DO IT (sexybruce@hotmail.com)

101. Telling Richard how annoying it is putting "I can't say that" under every number.
102. Beating Bruce in maths (which I do more than he beats me)
103. Beating Katherine Vroobel at EVERYTHING
104. Winning mars bars off Catherine (I AM SO NICE)
105. Pulling people (living things, not fruit you freak)
106. Pretending to be gay and freaking Bruce out totally
107. Being amazingly good at Spanish, Soy muy intelligente
108. Beating Bruce in French
109. Beating Bruce in Latin
110. Beating Abi in Latin, and arm wrestling
111. Me, competitive??
112. Eating cheesy rice cakes in French lessons
113. Writing letters
114. Running up huge phone bills, surprisingly on the phone not the internet.
115. Receiving letters
116. Receiving Text messages
117. receiving emails just to me saying cool stuff like those word picture things. Like this

CCCCCC__OOOOOO___OOOOOO___LL___
CC______OO__OO____OO__OO____LL___
CC______OO__OO____OO__OO____LL___
CCCCCC__OOOOOO___OOOOOO___LLLLL

118. Being told "You're not an overweight loser,tom, you're just overweight."
119. "I love you" hmmmmmmmmm, cool
120. Going "Freak Out do do do"
121. Going on the SPANISH EXCHANGE YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
122. Seeing hippie spelt how its supposed to be. Yes stephanie.
123. Being nasty to Katherine and her saying "Kill me. Kill me now" and thinking, wow that was a job well done.
124. Being nice to Katherine and her saying "Kill me, kill me now" and thinking uh-oh i didn't do well.
125. Mondays.
126. Fridays
127. Tuesdays
128. Wednesdays
129. Sundays
130. Saturdays
131. Thursdays
132. Christmas
133. Exeter
134. My birthday.
135. Strange top-ups on my phone for no reason.
136. money
137. Maltesers
138. My room
139. Matches
140. ER

YESSSSS. Like it. hmmmmmmmmm. YAYYYY HIPPIE POWER.
T x

141. Thinking about claire
142. Saying 'ah claire'
143. Saying 'hm claire'
144. Saying 'hah claire'
145. Annoying people by continually going on about claire
146. Writing 'claire' repeated on bits of paper (see german rough book)
147. Annoying chris
148. Having fights with Nima
149. Having fights with Anthony
150. Relaxing after getting beaten up by everybody
151. Punching filing cabinets
152. Punching walls
153. Punching trees
154. Punching any other inanimate object
155. Bandaging up hand
156. Stopping being violent
157. Spelling anything correctly

158. Playing the computer
160. Watching TV
161. Listening to music
162. Singing along to music
163. Playing a musical instrument
164. Singing without music
165. Annoying Rev Moore
166. Annoying anyone who happens to be around
167. Getting to the end of maths without Mr Smith talking to me
168. Talking to teachers all the time about nothing much for the whole lesson
169. Disagreeing with everything Rev Moore says
170. German
171. French
172. Being mad
173. Going 'moo'
174. Going 'cuckoo'
175. Going 'woof'
176. Going 'miaow'
177. Making holes in french rough book
178. Annoying Luke
179. Being me
180. Playing sports even though i am rubbish at them all
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181. missing both of the RE lessons this week
182. finding out someone other than me gets depression
183. cutting down holly and thinking that the holly is made out of people who are terminally happy
184. getting told that my House of the Devil is 'EXCELLENT' by that bastard of an art teacher who tells me that I go up at all the ends of my sentences and i smile too much, otherwise known as Mr John Williams
185. Galaxy.......... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........
186. Friday nights (no, not on Channel 4, on the phone)
187. Preaching about the importance of individuality to people who don't care
188. knowing stuff that other people want to know (but are so dumb they never will)
189. Using a good oneliner on someone you've been meaning to get for weeks.
190. Inner contentment (not HAPPINESS, just contentment)
191. Starting my own religion (where happiness is criminal and people who do believe it are put there by god to scare the people of the devil (me - all of the followers of my religion))
192. Getting Victoria to do backstroke so i get to do breaststroke by crying at the exact moment mrs dyer walks past.
193. seeing the amount of chainmail in my inbox visibly decline
194. asking 3rds whether they're doing the sponsored swim naked and seeing their faces!!!!!!!!
195. getting a letter
196. finishing my revision (so i can talk to all you lovely people!!!)
197. Ice cream
198. Thrillers
199. no, really, i don't think you'd wanna know that one!!!!!!!
200. learning my alphabet (at last!!)
201. pretending to be on countdown and beating the people on it (ok, ok, I know)
202. Decorating, cooking, gardening and shopping programmes of any genre.
203. No CCF parade, bassoon lesson or Concert band on Tuesdays.
204. My birthday (actually people are usually horrible to me on my
birthday because I'm more self-obsessed and indulgent than usual IN
THEIR OPINIONS)
205. a whole week without my mother nagging me to stop looking bored (relaxing, in other words)
206. scaring people into the fiery furnace on blackest hell and back again.
207. listening to music that i like (the incidentals)

Mch LV Reach for the good stuff/the best a man can get (LMAO!!!!!)

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208. Getting 34 /35 (97.14%) in German listening and beating Laura
209. HOLIDAYS YAY
210. TYPING LOL AND ROTFFM OR ROTFF?

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211. getting full marks in French AND German listening.
212. getting 94/100 for my theory (better than either of my sisters)
213. ringing people up and then pretending they called me.
214. filling in those flower ordering sheets with insane numbers then working out i've just spent over £4000!
215. getting a silver for 1500m
216. Finding out a whole Sky channel has been made dedicated to all the progs i love (UK Style)
217. Foo Fighters
218. Nirvana
219. Green Day
220. Madasun
221. Mariah Carey
222. Offspring
223. Having Miss Merrigan ask me if I am the devil since I have 666 inscribed on my hand (CLAIRE!) and getting a dirty look from Gabi (because I SOOOOO care what you think!!!!!)

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