I am 14. And of course I LOVE ZELDA!!! I live in Kakariko Village, Hyrule. I enjoy playing my Ocarina, testing my skills in archery, and beating chickens with my Master Sword with my friend The Terrible Master Eisu who uses a Biggoron Sword! (He's a monk in the ministry of darkness, you can trade your soul for something nice and shiny with him, and you can contact him at Scar86@aol.com. He lives in Death Mountain. He's still my friend though)
:Zelda Journal:
I was walking through Hyrule field with my friend Eisu, on our way to beat some chickens, but instead, we beat on the kokiri. But even Eisu and I have consciences. So we wanted to ask for forgiveness from Mido, but when he came out, we beat him senseless and took his clothes and threw them into lake Hylia. We then took him to Gerudo valley and tied him to a tree. But then a Gruedo saw us and put in jail.(We would have resisted her, but she was just to damn sexy). I said to Eisu that we could climb out with my longshot. But he said lets see if they have any chickens to beat (I assume he just wanted revenge, or he’s just a twisted freak). I told him that they have no chickens and he should get some help with his chicken problem. So I shot my longshot at the piece of wood that was sticking out and grabbed on, where as Eisu simply jumped up. (He’s a seven foot ten inch freak, he makes me feel so short, oh yeah, by the way, Zelda is cheating on Link with me, just thought you might like to know). So then we stole three horses(one for princess Zelda, after all, it is her birth day)and rode off to Hyrule castle. I delivered the horse to princess to Zelda with Eisu. She was greatly pleased, but then I pleased her some more, while Eisu had some fun beating chicken with his megaton hammer. Needless to say the princess was very tired, and all the chickens had mysteriously been mutilated. I wonder by whom? So after a long hard day of beating chickens, beating Kokiri kids, getting jailed and getting laid, we decided to take a dip with the Zoras in Lake Hylia. After a while of swimming I lost Eisu for a while, but I’m sure he had fun. I later found him beating the fish at the fishing pond. So then we went back to my house in Kakariko village and Eisu slept over. All in all a good day.
If you would like to contact Eisu, please call 666-Satan or email him at the link above, the choice is yours. |