The LOST chapter!
Akira was sitting around,playing the red version of pokemon.
'I haven't busted some ass for a long time.',he thought.
He focused on the screen of his gameboy pocket.
'The only ass I've been busting lately has been with my Blastoise.'
"I know!",he exclaimed,pounding a fist into his hand.
Which,unfortunately was still holding his game-boy.
"Ite!...ah,what the hell!I busted another one!",he
said,taking the game cartridge out and throwing the unit away in disgust.
"Well,anyway,it's time to visit that dimension where all of the demons are hentai!...",he said to audience.
"I'm feeling a tad in the mood tonight...,"he said quietly to himself.
And so it happenned,that Akira matierialized the wings on his back,and flew to the cross-point of demensions.
He met with the guard (a certain Jyujinkai whose name starts with an S).
The guard let Akira through and he continued walking,untill he came to the sea of holes.
He stood cautiously aside,and peered through each one carefully as the flowed by,and then back once again,in the manner of a water wheel.
He spotted Kuroko,and dived in.
And fell on his ass.
"Fuck!" he growled,standing and then rubbing at it a bit.
He murmered a few more expletives,and then came across Kuroko sitting at the pizza parlor now run by Zolf,the mummy man.(Who happenned to be in the hospital at the moment.It was make your own night).
"Hey bud,what's up?Seen anyone's ass worth busting lately?"
"They were ducks...,"Kuroko said dazzedly.
" Huh?Ducks?!Giant mutant ducks?!,"he pauses to shudder before babbling further.
"Reminds me of that time I had to fight that damn demon cabbit that ate Tare--"he said,before being interupted.
"On her...HER...panties...,"Kuroko told him,looking like he was about to faint.
"NANI?!"Akira said,falling over.
Hitting his head.
"Ow!Gawdammit..."
"What's the matter with you?!"he exclaimed,and then something clicked.
"Wha--whoa...no way!It can't be!The most promisicous one of all of them hooked on the one girl?!"Akira babbled.
Kuroko didn't even blink,just stared off into space.
"Chikusho!" Akira exclaimed in dis-belief.
"That isn't healthy!You gotta chase girls...it's well,your HOBBY,you little pervert!"he said,eyes wide.
"C'mon!Who's the man with the master plan?!Who's mr.whopper?!MISTA MACDAADEE--!"
"They were ducks.,"Kuroko reminded him.
Akira sighed."This just can't be right...,"he muttered.
He whipped out some extremely bad hentai,and waved a two page spread (pun intirely intended) in front of Kuroko's face.
"c'mon man!,"Akira yelled.
"Look!Look!Look,damn you!"he ranted,pushing the magazine into Kuroko's face.
Kuroko did as he was told,but didn't see.
Akira sighed and dragged him off to a room with a vcr.
He then put a tape in,hit play,and switched off the lights.
Kuroko looked up at the sound of a soft voice saying
"Piyo piyo.."
It was a hentai tape of Kyoko from MI,clad only in named apron and duck panties,of course.
She reached under the apron and--well,you get the idea.
Akira knocked on the door about a half an hour later.
(he'd gone off to play at the arcade and talk to Amino).
Kuroko yelled "Don't you dare come in here,or I'll bust your damn ass,pretty boy!"
Akira did as he was told.Then waited untill Kuroko came out.(pun intended)he had a thin trickle of dried drool on his chin.
"Hen...tai..." he murmered.
"girls..." he said...
"Girl!" he yelled,spotting one through the window and flying out after her.
Akira winced when Kuroko recieved a slapping after pinching her behind.
Then he laughed.
"Alright!Back to normal...perverted little loveable imp!"he exclaimed.
"Now then....demon-ass,demon-ass,I'm gonna hunt some demon-ass,I'm gonna getcha,I'm gonna getcha,are wa,DevilMan da!"
he ended up singing,and then whistling.
--end.for now?
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