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| "What the hell is this?!",Akira screamed as the purple moon swished by the green flying saucer. "Uh,it's a mobile I made,duh.God,sometimes I swear you're SO melodramatic!",his Miko wailed, flopping down onto the couch with the back of her hand pressed to her forehead. "Anou...yeah.."blink blink. "C'mere,Aki-chan.,"she whispered,putting on a sexy grinn,that looked rather foolish to Akira. He just piku'd and sweat-dropped. Reluctantly,he decided to sit down next to her so he wouldn't anger her into doing something he would regret. She purred,and brushed her fingers under his chin. "I've always wanted to do it with you,you're so big and strong...,"she purred, putting a hand where she had no right to put it. "A-a-a-anou!!,"Akira stammered,blushing and trying to push her hand away. "Watashi wa...,"he paused to correct himself.... "Boku wa...suki jya shonen ne!,''he blurted. His miko's eyes went really really big. "N-NANI?!,"she screamed A "NAZE KA?!!,"she couldn't help... she'd always suspected he at least went both ways,but this.... this was a little too much. "Why?You wrote me this way!,"he told her. She,in turn,did the face-fault to end all face-faults.Grand slam,wham-bam.Twitch twich spurt. (That was her broken nose bleeding,you hentaisha!) She got up slowly,sitting on her heels,her face swollen and red all over,with a bloody nose and a giant tear hanging from an eye. Her "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" echoed through-out the house for an un-godly amount of time. Akira winced and covered his ears. "God,you're worse than Mik'-san...,"he muttered. She,however,was too busy stewing in her own juices (Stop that thought right there!Don't think I don't know what you're thinking, you pervs!) to even notice. "My own perversion has done me iiiiinn...,"she sniffed. An sd-Hiei the size of a beanie baby sat on her right shoulder and commented, "Hu'.Serves you right,yaoi girl." She sniffed and wailed again. Sd-Hiei looked taken aback and quickly scurried away to somewhere dark and quiet. An Sd-Ryo of the same size sniffed and smirked triumphantly on her left shoulder. "That's right!He's mine!,"he said with un-charecteristic smugness. He gave an even more un-charecteristic"WAHAHAHAHAHA!,"and scurried off of her shoulder,became regular size,and walked over to Akira. Ryo and Akira gave each-other heated glances,took each-others hands,and walked up-stairs. Akira's miko became Sd,and completly not learning her lesson,chased after them wailing the following: " Let me WAAAAAAATCH!!!!,". "Iie des'.,"Akira and Ryo said in unison,and Akira shut the door with his foot,and locked it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ahahaha....!Just a silly little thing I wrote out of boredom. And a warning to all you yaoi-lovers out there! --Karla,aka Go Nagai Otaku. started:10:22 pm pt completed:11:00:22 PM pt 12/24/98 translation notes: 'doki doki' sound affect/indicative noise of a heart pounding. 'anou' basically an interuption,or an hmming or hawing. sometimes used as 'excuse me,but..' like pardon. 'watashi' I,used while speaking casually. 'boku' also I,but used when adressing someone important, i.e.,an emperor. "Boku wa suki ja shonen ne!"I like/love boys,duh!" 'nani' what. 'naze' why. 'ka' used when to make a question.Not always required. 'hentaisha' oddball/oddballs/pervert/perverts. 'sd' super-deformed.i.e.,tiny body,bigger than should be head. 'yaoi' short for no story,no plot,and something else in japanese.I can't remember.anyway,it means male/male sexual situations. 'otaku' fanatic. |
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