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a sardarji comes up to the Pakistan border on his bike.He's got two large bags over his shoulders.The guard Iqbal stops him and says,"What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered the sardarji. Iqbal says, "We'll just see about that. Get off the bike." Iqbal's guard takes the bags and rips them apart; he empties them out and finds nothing in them but sand.He detains the sardarji overnight and has the sand analyzed, only to discover that there is nothing but pure sand in the bags. Iqbal releases the sardarji, puts the sand into new bags,hefts them onto the sardarji's shoulders, and lets him cross the border. A week later, the same thing happens. Iqbal asks, "What have you got?" "Sand," says the Sardarji.Iqbal does his thorough examination and discovers that the bags contains nothing but sand.He gives the sand back to the sardarji, and crosses the border on his bike.This sequence of events if repeated every day for three years.Finally, the sardarji, doesn't show up one day and the guard meets him in a 'dhaba' in Islamabad. Hey, Buddy," says Iqbal, "I know you are smuggling something. It's driving me crazy.It's all I think about...I can't sleep. Just between you and me, what are you smuggling?". The sardarji, sips his Lassi and says, "Bikes." ******************************************** Three persons--an american, an englishman and a sardarji were convicted in U.S.A for murder;but they were given a choice ---to die by hanging,or electric chair or an AIDS injection.The englishmsn opted for the first,and he was hanged.the american said he did not want to die like the englishman with his tongue sticking out and fighting for life for one or two hours.he opted for the electric chair,and he died.the sardarji opted for the AIDS injection,so his trousers were pulled down,and he was given a big dose of AIDS injection in his bottom.Soon after, the sardarji was found jumping and laughing and singing.On being asked what he was happy about,the sardarji replied,'you people thought you were clever giving me that injection but you did not realise that i was wearing a condom at that time!' |
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