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| Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A. Frosted Flakes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A. An airbag. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How can you tell a blonde has had a bad day? A. She has a tampon tucked under her ear and she can't find her pencil. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How did the blonde burn her nose? A. Bobbing for chips. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a zit on a blondes ass? A. Brain tumor. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How would a blonde punctuate the following: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a blonde with a runny nose? A. FULL -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A. She slipped off and fell down the drain. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You get to park in the handicap zone. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A. Pregnant -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A. Pull the pin and throw it back. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette? A. Artificial intelligence. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What does a blonde say when you ask her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A. Play ball! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common? A. You always hear about them but never see them. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? A. Cause it said concentrate. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Did you hear about the blonde that needed gas money? A. She sold her car for it... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A. "Are you sure it's mine?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? A. Their both empty from the neck up -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a blond with a brain? A. A golden retriever. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet? A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax? A. It has a stamp on it. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How do you drown a blonde? A. Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. Hear about the blonde that bought an AM radio? A. It took her a month to figure out she could play it at night too. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor? A. Oh no, I'm going to fall again! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q. How can you tell a blonde has used your computer? A. There is white out on the screen. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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