The Hanukkah Song
The Hanukkah Song is off the Cd What the hell happened to me? This is a song, that uh, theres a lot of Xmas songs out there, but not too many Hanukkah songs, so uh I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who don't get to hear any Hanukkah songs- here we go... (A) Put on your (E)yalmulka, (D) here comes (E) Hanukkah It is (A) so much (E) fun-akkah to (D) celebrate (E)Hanukkah, (A)Hanukkah (E) is the (D) Festival of (E) Lights, (A)Instead of one day of (E) presents, we have (Bm) eight (D) crazy (E) nights. (A) so when you feel like the only (E) kid in town with (D)out a xmas (E) tree, (A) Here is a list of (E) people who are Jewish, (D) just like you and (E) me: (A) David Lee (E) Roth (D) lights the me(E)norrah, (A) so do James (E) Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the (D) late Dinah (E)Shore-ah (A) Guess who eats to(E)gether at the (D) Carnegy (E) deli, (A) Bowzer from (E) Sha-na-na and (D) Arthur Foner(E)relli. pause for a giggle (A) Paul Newman is half (E) Jewish; (D) Goldie Hawn is half (E) too, (A) put them to(E)gether- what a (D) fime lookin (E) Jew! (Esus) (E) (D) You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock (E) caise you can spin a dreidle with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock-both Jewish! (Esus) (A) put on your (E) yalmulka, it is (D) time for (E)Hanukkah. the (A) owner of the seattle super(E)sonic-ahs (D) celebrates (E)Hanukkah. (A)O.J.(E)Simpson-(D)not a(E)Jew!But(A)guess who (E)is...Hall of(D)Famer-Rod(E)Carew-(he converted!)(Bm)(A)We got Ann(E)Landers and her(D)sister Dear Ab(E)by,(A) Harrison Fords a(E)quarter Jewish-(D)not too (E)shabby!(A)some people (E)think that(D)Ebeneezer(E)Scrooge is,Well,hes(A)not,but(E)guess who is:(D)all three(E)stooges. (Esus) (E) (D) So many Jews are in show biz-(E)Tom Cruise isn't, (tacit) but I heard his agent is. (Esus) (A) tell your friends Ver(E)onica, it is(D)time to celebrate(E)Hanukkah I(A)hope I get a har(E)monica, on this (D) lovely, lovely(E) Hanukkah. So(A)drink your gin-and-(E)tonica-ah, and(D) smoke your mara(E)juanic-ah, If you(A)really, really(E)wanna-kah, Have a(D) happy,happy,(E)happy,happy(A)Hanukkah. HAPPY HANUKKAH!!! |
