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| This is Mr."Q" man...everyone says that he is a figment of my imagination, but THEY'RE WRONG!!! |
Okay here's some stuff my friends have said in the last couple of days...
But BEFORE that I will wow you with my spiffy new Goth-quote generator.

"Tyler5486: i was acting like a serial killer (except for the killing part)"
-Tyler
"zoey955: well that's what friends r for to kill their murders for each other"
-Joanna
"If you don't succeed the first time, blame it on your parents"
-Neil
Okat here's a bunch of stuff my friend Joanna sent me:
"The sugar on the mirror is better than the sugar in the sugar bowl."
-Joanna
"speak of the devil, it's witchcraft!"
-Joanna
"Istanbul, Constantinople, u get the point"
-Joanna
"i am demon spawn!!!"
-Joanna
Here's some stuff I found at a website, but I can't remember the name of the site so don't ask me for it. (by the way, these are supposed to be on bumber stickers)
"Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.
It's lonely at the top, but you eat better.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" . . . until you can find a
rock.
I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic
particles."
-Some website out there in cyberland
Okay here's a quote from a band called Cake from a very cool song called "Sheep go to Heaven" (don't ask):
"As soon as your born you start dying, so you might as well have a good time."
Nice...pesimistic yet optimistic at the same time!
WALLACE AND GROMIT QUOTES
(provided by my wonderful friend nikki)
"crackin toast gromit!" -Wallace
"it the wrong trousers gromit, and they've gone wrong" - or somethin like that
Wendolene-"hes malfunctioning!"
Wallace-"mal-what?"
Wendolene-"malfunctionig, preston, hes a cyberdog!"
"Gromit, that's it! Cheese! We'll go somewhere where there's cheese!" -wallace
"they make such unlikely villains" -nick park
"Try Bob's Buns"-sign
"No crackers, Gromit! We've forgotten the crackers!" -wallace
"Porridge today, Gromit-Tuesday." -wallace
"See what you think, Wensleydale? Stilton?" -wallace
"WOOL EWE LIKE" -sign
"It's my turn for breakfast this morning, Gromit" -Wallce
"They're Techno-Trousers! Ex-NASA! Fantastic for walkies!" -Wallace
"I don't know, lad. It's like no chees I've ever tasted." -Wallace
"Hold tight, lad, and think of a Lancashire hot pot!"-Wallace
"My father left it to me along with his debts and a few other things."-Wendolene Ramsbottom
"Wonderful things, these Techno-Trousers!" -Wallace
"...I'd better go see him-the bounce has gone from his bungee..." -Wallace
If you have any quotes you think I should put up here, email me.
MORE COMING SOON!!!!!!
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