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*The starred stuff I don't ACTUALLY do...
1. Think up names for my imaginary pet turtle.
2. Make lists of things i like to do when I’m bored.
3. Twist people’s words and repeat them to other until it comes back to the original person and they sound like a dork.
4. Blink.
5. Eat the paint off of number 2 pencils (...that explains a lot...).
6. Wonder what inanimate objects would say if they could talk.
7. Have conversations with inanimate objects.
8. *Taste test various cleaning products.
9. Pit the voices in my head against each other and listen to the fun...
10. Have fun with magnets and the school computer.
11. Visualize tea parties with my pet rock Ed.
12. Put the curse of the magic 8 ball on my friends...they don’t believe me...they’ll pay...oh sorry did i say that out loud???
13. Unscrew chairs, forget which ones I unscrewed, and sit in them.
14. Grin sheepishly at the wall.
15. Try to unleash my hidden telekinetic powers.
16. Chase pigeons.
17. *Take a 30 minute jog around my closet.
18. Contemplate ways to maximize my sleep potential within the constraints of pesky bedtimes.
19. Do my best to remember that only I can prevent forest fires.
20. Wonder how much rat poison it would take to feed the world for a day.
21. Count the grains of sugar in the sugar bowl, inevitably lose count, start over, repeat until I feel spiritually fulfilled.
22. Wonder how many bugs I’ve stepped on, and when their unrested souls will come back and step on me.
23. Remember to breathe.
24. Speculate what I would look like if I spontaneously combusted.
25. Put the title of a list at the bottom of the page.

25 Things I Like to do When I’m Bored.
By Sasha Wiseman

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