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| Things To Do In Public Washrooms |
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| Stick you palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbour, " May I borrow a highlighter?" Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your " Cross-Dressors Annonymous" newsletter on the floor visbale to the adjacent stall. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the slience with a bodily function noise Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free" Drop a marble and say, "Oh no!! My glass eye!!" Fill up a large flask with Moutain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbours while yelling, "Whoa!!, easy boy!!!" Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a high place. Sigh relaxingly Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbour and say "Peek-a-boo!!" Say, "damn, this water is cold" Say, " Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't have put my lips on that!" Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot" Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Dont fall asleep on me!!" Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small, Now what am I gonna do? Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that colour before" Say, "Now how did that get in there?" Say, "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet papter and drop under the stall wall of your neighbour. Then say, "Whoops!, could you kick that back over here, please? |
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