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Elena's Life History!

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heh this sux buuuuut oh well lalalala HI KAT oh wait im gonna dedicate this site to my friends!!! lets just have a little history lesson...ahem....Kat is my best fwen! shes also my psyCHO buddy 0>: ) cause we share the ability to ESP and we both gots psycho powers... I met Kat a few years ago in Nam. She rescued me from a ditch and if it werent for her courageous balls-o-steel then i would have had to have my right leg amputated. She's been my best friend ever since. I owe my life to her :*). Then there's Ann. I met ann 24 years ago at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting. We shared our pain, and found that we have many things in common, and we now share a special bond. Then there's Steph. Steph's been my crack dealer for, oh, 6 years now. One day I was a bit short on cash and she helped me out, and so we had to keep in contact as i earned the money to pay her back, and we ended up becoming friends and started hanging out and developed a beautiful friendship. Stephie Spencie...i met Stephie at a chicken farm in South Dakota...i was herding up the chickens when Kat's feasting chicken attacked Stephie...i was the best chicken herder in town so i herded the chicken up and put it in a cage for Kat to roast, and after Stephie got out of the hospital i saw her surfing one day, and we got to talking, and now we work at a dental lab together making dentures. And as for TJ...Dr.TJ was my surgeon after I got a pipe bomb shoved up my ass and detonated. I'll never forget the fact that I owe him my life, also. And Tom. Tom was my photographer when I worked in the porn industry. We occasionally smoke it up together nowadays. Then Heather. Heather was my special education teacher. She taught me that no matter how smart, pretty, or successful I may become, I'll always be little dumbass Elena. Ah, yes, Christine. Chris was my cell mate when i was put away for lewd acts in a public place, vandalism, and conspiracy. We suffered through tough times together, and the bond left is one thats amazing. Then Des. Des was the dorky nerd i kicked the crap out of in Middle School because she wouldnt stop saying the word "poop". And Rob. Rob's a very odd little fellow...nice but odd. I met Rob at a Tractor show, where he was harassing all the hicks. He mistook me for a hick, but apologized after learning i WASNT.Rob's now one of the most popular people to ever walk Uzbekisan,so its sort of hard not to be friends with him.Oh and last but not least Mike. Mike helped me make the bombs that got me charged with conspiracy. I met him through Steph, and since I've stayed close to her i talk to mike from time to time now. He's in jail though for obscene acts in a public yard. Well, theres my friends.
Love you all!
hehe Elena
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