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may i have your attention please
may i have your attention please
will the real slim shady please stand up
i repeat will the real slim shady please stand up
we're gonna have a problem here

yall act like you never seen a white person before
jaws all on the floor
like pam like tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ###
first and before
the first to devorce
throwin her over furniture
(scream)it's the return of the
oh wait no way your kidding he didn't just
say what i think he did, did he?
and Dr. Dre says, nothing you idiots
Dr. Dre's #### he's locked in my basement
feminous women love Eminem
(immitating)chika chika slim shady im sick of him
look at him walking around grabbing his you know what
flippin his you know who, yea but he's so cute though
yeah i probably got a couple of screws up in my head
loose but nothing worse then whats going on in your
parents bedroom (bark)
sometimes i just want to get on t.v. and let loose
but i can't but it's cool for ### Green to hump
a dead moose my bum is on your lips, my bum is on
your lips and if
im lucky you might just give it a little kiss and
that's the message that we deliver to little kids
and expect them not to know what a woman's ########
is of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
by the time they hit fourth grade they got the
discovery channel don't they?
we ain't nothing but mammals
well some of us cannabals
who rip other people open like antelopes
but if we can hump #### animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man
can't elope but if you feel like i feel i got the
antidote women wear your panty hose sing the chorus
and it goes...

I'm slim shady yes im the real shady all you other
slim shadys are just immitating so would the real
slim shady please stand up please stand up please
stand up
cause im slim shady yes im the real shady all you
other slim shadys are just immitating so would the
real slim shady please stand up please stand up
please stand up

Will Smith don't got to cuss in his rap to sell
records well i do so #### him and #### you to
you think i give a #### about a grammy half
of you critics can't even stomachle yet alone
stand me (immitating) but slim what if you win
wouldn't it be weird (slim shady) why so guys
can just lie to get me here so you can sit me
here next to Britney Spears #### Christina
Alguilera better switch me chairs so i can sit
next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst and hear them
argue over who she gave #### to first you little
##### put me on blast on MTV
(immitating Christina) yeah, he's cute but i think
he's married to kim (hehe)(slim shady) i should
download her audio on MP3 and show the whole world
how you gave Eminem BD I'm sick of you little girl
and boy groups all you do is annoy me so i have been
sent here and destroy you and there's a million of
who cuss like me who just don't give a #### like me
who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me it
just might be the next best thing but not quite me

I'm slim shady yes im the real shady all you other
slim shadys are just immitating so would the real
slim shady please stand up please stand up please
stand up
cause im slim shady yes im the real shady all you
other slim shadys are just immitating so would the
real slim shady please stand up please stand up
please stand up

im like a head trip to listen to cause im only
givin you things you joke about with your friends
inside your living room the only difference is i
got the balls to say it infront of yall and i
dont got to be false and sugar-coating it all
i just get on the mic and spit it and whether you
like to admit it i just ###### better then 90%
of you rappers out there then you wonder how can
kids eat up these albums like values its funny
cause at the rate im goin when im 30 i be the
only person in the nursing home flirting (whistles)
pinch a nurses ### just when im ####### off with
jergens and im jerkin but this whole bag of
###### isnt working and every single person is a
slim shady lerking who could be working at Burger
King spitting on your onion rings or in the parking
lot circling screamin i don't give a #### with his
windows down and his system up so would the real
slim shady please stand up and put one of them
fingers on each hand up and be proud to be out of your
mind and out of control, one more time loud as you
can how does it go? ...

I'm slim shady yes im the real shady all you other
slim shadys are just immitating so would the real
slim shady please stand up please stand up please
stand up
cause im slim shady yes im the real shady all you
other slim shadys are just immitating so would the
real slim shady please stand up please stand up
please stand up

cause im slim shady yes im the real shady all you other
slim shadys are just immitating so would the real
slim shady please stand up please stand up please
stand up
cause im slim shady yes im the real shady all you
other slim shadys are just immitating so would the
real slim shady please stand up please stand up
please stand up

haha guess theres a slim shady in all of us
#### it, lets all stand up!

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