THE MYSTERY OF BILL: Just after 5rental released its new site, Games 4 Bill, the question was aroused: Who the devil is Bill? Many people have been trying to guess who this mysterious character really is. Could he be Bill from the Quentin Tarantino film? Or how about William AKA Bill Baldwin? Or is he just some fat bozo who sits around all day eating crisps and watching the telly? YOU decide!

HARDY HAR THE ELF: the shifty co-creator of 4rental, Hardy Har, has turned into an elf! Fortunately, we can cure him. Unfortunately, we don't know where he is! We think he might be on the new site, 5rental! Can you find him? If you do, contact us at gofobbin@hotmail.co.uk!

MYSTERIOUS SOLDIER DIES: We are very sorry to announce the death of Lieutenant Parpypants. He died after being shot with a torpedo from a water cooler, an apple, a blue glowing ball etc. How many times has he died, for heavens sake?! Oh well, on to Part 2!