The Psycho Billionaire
On Planet Vegeta
As Brolly is walking to King Vegeta's chambers, a dark figure comes up
behind him.
Brolly: Who are you?
Figure: My name is Otis and I'm a Psychopath Billionaire.
Brolly: Well, can you get out of my way so I can train with King Vegeta?
Otis: I will only move if you let me give you this $5,000.
"Wow, this guy really is a psycho", thinks Brolly
Brolly: Sure, if you give it to me, I'll go and train.
Otis: Sounds good. Here. (Hands over the $5,000)
Brolly: Thanks
Otis: No, thank you
Brolly: What a sap, he's giving me a money to train. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (Said
Brolly while walking into King Vegeta's chambers to train)
Brolly: Yo, Vegeta. WASSSSSSSSUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!(In a high
pitched voice)
Vegeta: Ouch! That really hurt my ears. What do you want?
Brolly: I want to train to raise my pl. And to show off my new ability.
Vegeta: And what's your ability?
Brolly:(powers up and becomes Super Saiyan) This is my ability.
Vegeta: Oh, impressive.
Brolly: Let's train.
Vegeta: Ok, but before we train, let's play Super Street Fighter Alpha on my
Super Nintendo.
Vegeta chooses Ken.
Brolly: In that case, I'll choose Ryu. I'm gonna whoop your ass!
Vegeta: We'll see.
Ken jumped forward and did many kicks and punches. It was obvious that
Bardock had been practicing for this.
Ryu just tried to block them all.
Right when Ryu was about gone, Brolly yelled, "Dragon
Fist!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And as Brolly screamed that, Ryu roared, TOOOO KAAARRRRREEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!"
(For all of you who don't know Japanese, that means Dragon Fist)
Ken was defeated.
Brolly: I told you I was gonna win. I just hope you aren't a sore loser
about it.
King Vegeta: Shut it! Let's just begin training. And since you beat me, I'll
sell you my Royal Saiyan Sword. It still costs full price, but you can have
it before we train. Wait here, I'll go get it from the back room. Brolly was
so excited. He'd soon have the Oozaru control and the ability to go USS.
King Vegeta came back and Brolly handed over the $30,000 for it. Let's get
started. I want to train.
On Snake Way
Android 17 was humming while running down Snake Way when.. He sees a penny
and smiles. "Find a penny, pick it up, then all day, I'll have good luck! I
have a feeling I'll be lucky today. Hey, a nickel! Find a nickel, pick it
up, then all week you'll have good luck! Hey, a dime! Find a dime, pick it
up, then all month you'll have good luck. Wow, find a quarter, pick it up,
then all year you'll have good luck! I sure am getting lucky!
Later...
Paragus is walking along Snake Way when he is stopped by Otis.
Otis: Hey, I won't let you go any further. I just teleported here from
Planet Vegeta.
Paragus: Buzz off, pest, or I'll zap you!
Otis: I will give you this lottery ticket if you walk past me.
Paragus: Ok! Thanks(He runs past Otis and the wind he made causes Otis to
fall off Snake Way)
Otis: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Planet Vegeten
Goten and Vegeta were chillin' on Planet Vegeten, when..(Drizzt is
scouting the planet)
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!" said a strange voice.
Vegeta: Who goes there?
Strangers: We are the Zanktoids and we will destroy you.
Goten: I don't think so.
Vegeta: And I know you won't kill us.
Zanktoids: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They say as they charge at the
two saiyans.
Vegeta dodges easily, however, Goten has some trouble, he narrowly hets out
of the way.
They come back and Goten is hit. This enrages him and he charges at the
Zanktoid. They both are matching each other punch for punch and kick for
kick. Both of them get very tired while Vegeta is making sport of the other.
Goten takes another hit and falls to the ground. Just as he is about to slip
into another dimension, he pops in a senzu bean. Now, he's ready to take the
Zanktoid. He starts off with a barrage of punches and kicks, then finishes
the Zanktoid with an Ultra Final Flash.
Vegeta sees that Goten's beaten the first Zanktoid so he decides to kill the
other one. As the other one is flying at him, he makes a fist, then starts
yelling loudly. With that, he goes Super Saiyan, then USS, then a vein in
his forehead starts throbbing and he goes USS2. Now as soon as the Zanktoid
hits Vegeta trying to hurt him, he falls apart because of Vegeta's great
power.
Vegeta: That was easy. And, I got to show off my awesome power. I amaze
myself at how strong I am. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Later..
Chibi Goku was training by himself when he hits himself with a Final Flash.
With last once of energy he had, he stood up and right as it was about to
hit him, he stood up and deflected it. After the blast had exploded in the
sky, he collapsed onto the ground. Then, a bird flew down and pecked at his
body until he made his head crack open. With agonizing pain, Chibi Goku
screamed. But he was alive. He then killed that bird with a Final Flash.
Just as he thought it was over a Zanktoid arrived. Chibi Goku, sensing his
demise was near, decided to leave his money and items beghind a rock for
Goten to find later. Just as he thought, Chibi Goku was killed by that
Zanktoid a very quick and non-painful death.
Later, On Snake Way
Paragus was just arriving at Princess Snake's place to watch TV. He had
dinner and sat down to the TV. He was waiting for his favorite show, Walker,
Texas Ranger, when it went to the commercial. The man appeared on the TV.
Announcer: Here's the pick three lotto.
Paragus: Hey! I have a ticket for that.
Announcer: The first number is... 32
Paragus: Hey, I have that
Announcer: The second number is.. 56
Paragus: Hey! I have that too.
Announcer: And the last number is.. 14
Paragus: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!! I WON, I WON!!!!!
Announcer: We have been informed that our winner for today is Paragus. He
will receive $70,000.
Paragus: That makes up for all the money I lost when I died.
Back On Vegeta
Brolly's muscles bulged and his pupils turned completely white.
"HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I did it! I became ascended to USS!!!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In Space
Future Trunks and Goku were just arriving on Planet Kaio. "Yo, Kaioshin,
teach us the Fusion Dance, please."
"Ok, let's get started." Replied Kaioshin.
This saga was written by Brolly from Four Saiyans RPG and he would not
like anyone to copy off of his ideas for this saga.
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