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Saga 10
The Big Question (again)

On Namek

Vegeta and Goku are walking along a river on Namek, having a heated discussion.
“What?” Vegeta cied. “Did you just call me ‘buddy’?” Goku looked a bit hurt, and a little confused to be sure.
“Well… yeah. Aren’t we buddies now? Why else would we be helping each other out like this?”
“We are not friends!” Vegeta shouted. “You are helping me because you have no other choice! You know what is coming. We have to be prepared. Nothing has changed between us, Kakarott!
“Oh…” Goku sighed. “Well, we may as well get started.” He pulled out his DB Radar, and Vegeta did likewise. “Oh great, one Dragonball is 500 miles away, but the next closest is 5000 miles away.
“OK. No problem. You get the closest one. I will get the other one.” Vegeta ordered.
“But it would take you days to go 5000 miles…” Goku argued. Vegeta suddenly went Super Saiyan and blasted off at an amazing speed. “Oh… I forgot about that. I must be so hungry, my mind isn’t working right.” He blasted off, probably to find a bite to eat.

On Vegeta

“WASSSSUUUUUPPPP!?!?!?” Screamed Gohan into Bardock’s training room. Bardock heard, and as he was just finishing up watching Howard Stern, he improvised. Noticing Brolly’s energy nearby he remembered how high-pitched his laugh was.
“WAAASSSUUUPPPPP!!?!?!?, High-pitch?” He screamed. Apparently Brolly watched Howard Stern too, because he screamed (in a very high pitch) “WWWAAASSSUUPPPP!?!?!?, Crack Head?”
“WWWAAASSSUUUPPPP!?!?!?! They all screamed in unison, and had a good laugh as they started training.

Elsewhere, on Vegeta

“What is that noise?” Asked King Vegeta. “Who can have such a high pitched voice?”
“I-I-I don’t know!” answered Turlis, holding his ears. “But it is killing my ears!” He whined.

15 Minutes Later, on Namek

Vegeta arrived at the place where he and Goku had split up. Goku was nowhere to be seen. “Blast that Kakarott! He is so slow! Well I guess I can’t expect him to be anywhere near as fast as I, the Prince of Saiyans!” Vegeta said, quite full of himself. “EVERYTHING!” he screamed. “IS MY… DILLUSION!!!” He yelled, DOA2 style. Vegeta walked off to a nearby Namek hut, hoping, for the sake of the Namek that lived in that house, that they had a PS2, and Dead or Alive 2 Hardcore.

In the Next Dimension

“Will you train me King Kai?” asked Piccolo hopefully. “I promise I will be good. No more evil for me, nope nope!
“Well…” King Kai pondered. “I guess so, but no more evil, alright?” Piccolo nodded eagerly, remembering what he had done with that baby Kakarott fellow.

On King Kai’s Planet, Under King Kai’s Car

Chibi Goku was strapped to the bottom of King Kai’s car, with a gag in his mouth. He did not for one second take his eyes off of the car bomb that was strapped under there with him. He pondered what would happen if he died while in Heaven. He didn’t like the possibilities.
Across the planet with King Kai, Piccolo silently thanked the “Anarchist’s Cookbook”

On Earth, at Genovese’s Café

The candlelight shone brightly in Pan’s beautiful eyes. Trunks thought he would melt under that gaze. He also thought he would kill himself if he was turned down again. Trunks took a deep breath and got the ring out of his pocket.
“Will you marry me?” he asked shakily. For a moment Pan said nothing, and his heart sank.
“Oh, I am so glad you asked me again!” she cried. “Last time I was a foolish little girl, and I could not appreciate how amazing you were, but now I am older, and I know how much I really love you.”
Trunks silently wondered what she was talking about. The last time he asked was like 2 months ago, but he was too happy to point that out.
Pan suddenly leaned across the table and kissed Trunks. Softly, at first, but the kiss became more urgent. Suddenly, Trunks found himself with his arms around Pan, not holding anything back.
(The view slowly drifts back, away from the restaurant scene. How did you like my love scene? Maybe I should like write romantic novels or something. :: snicker snicker ::)

On Namek

Vegeta was too busy thinking about how much Ryu Hayabusa’a “Hayou” attack looked like Kamehameha to notice Raditz walking in with a Dragonball. Vegeta finished off Goku’s character and became aware of his presence.
“Hey! Where did you get that?” Vegeta asked, surprised.
“Well, I heared you were looking for them so I decided to help out. I mean I thought I was dead, so I didn’t really make any other plans.
“What? Thought you were dead? But Gohan pulled you out of there, you didn’t die!” Vegeta cried incredulously.
“Yeah, yeah, don’t rub it in. Well I found this for you, didn’t I?” Raditz said. Vegeta wasn’t even listening, he was busy whooping Goku in DOA2 again.

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