Welcome to 4Rental - the page for the criminally weird! Oh heck...they ate the president! I had a chat with Darth Vader once. He started talking about the Trade Federation and it sounded rather intriguing. Then I realised he was the Dark Lord Vader. That changed everything!!! Then, I got a chicken burger at Toys 'R' Us. At least I thought it was Toys 'R' Us. It had that funny giraffe as its logo...but it looked dead. Then I chucked my pedometer in the toilet.....and that was my trip around Narnia! - Crimson Plaque What on earth is he on about? Here's a song......that I composed............whilst sitting on a dead rat. This is how it goes: "Bang Bang! They shot Martha! She won't be singin' no more! Flan party........but where's the DJ moose? Busted broke up, will McFly??????? Yeah yeah yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! probably. BAM!" Good eh? - Hardy - Har A cow will drink juice and squash.....but will shovel down beer!! Diary entry of Sonic the Hedgehog - Jan 8th 2004: Knuckles and I are on a mission to stop Dr. Eggman from turning the population into cheese slaves. I am going crazy here. Cream is at a convention for incredibly scary rabbits, and Tails is on a date with Amy! Wait......we won! The world is safe until next Friday, when Eggman tries to sell decade-old ham at astonishingly high prices. He told me at a pub yesterday. Here I go.....WHOOSH!!! Confusingus - Man who eat sprouts wake with king decker parable smoker cheese on Thursday OK, what we shall do is wrong, but respectus. We're only mice: 'Welcome to Hardy Har's Fantastic Voyage! On 23rd March, HH went to Tesco to buy a lump of beans. When he got there, there was no beans. But he did find a nice little pair of pruning shears. He loved these shears. So much, he never used them. He'd just wasted a whole lot of money on a bit of useles metal, plastic and screws. What a silly man!' Ho ho! Oi, you! Stop caressing that tree! How To Translate Girl Babble! Habble ofbrof yalla yalla = I love boybands they are so soppy and QUEER I am such a genius = I am a twit I wanna go shopping = Wasting money on cheap crud is my idea of fun Ugh that boy is gross = Mmm he is soo dreamy Yeah = No Gimme That = I need that to annoy you with! You are so dum = I wish iwas as smart as you Gimme a chud = I want that chud hand it over or I'll drive you totally insane with my NAGFUNCTIONZ (Please note it is best to ingnore girls altogether especially if you're in secondary school... and if the girl is as dum as the one in my class 'blah blah blah blah nag nag nag moan moan moam' Michael --- Who would that girl be? :D :D :D NAGFUNCTIONZ ACTIVATED!! 4RENTAL was made in Great Britain. Don't let your computer end up like this!