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Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses
just to get on her good side.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make
two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends
come help.

Yo mama' so fat, she's 36-24-36... but thats her forearm,
neck, and thigh!

Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and
hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her

through.

Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and
her height doesn't change.

Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the
band skip.

Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater,
she works as the screen.

Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD
player skip... at the radio station.

Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever
perpetual motion machine.

Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs
that say:

"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"

Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears
Levi's 1002's.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS
to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom
made by a contractor.

Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a
blanket" she got back in bed.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the
flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5

years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in
her mouth.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting
around her.

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!

Yo mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.

Yo mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes
crashing through the wall.

Yo mama's so fat, she could sell shade.

Yo mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.

Yo mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars
look out for her.

Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.

Yo mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.

Yo mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I
swear I smelled something burning.

Yo mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to
see all of her.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.

Yo mam's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent
shop.

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the
warning lights went on.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees
the big top and asks "Where can I try that

on?"

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she
takes up all the rings.

Yo mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there
be Light", he told her to move her fat ass

out of the way.

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started
throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears
pop.

Yo mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on
each of her butt cheeks.

Yo mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she
strikes oil.

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the
interior line.

Yo mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by
the afternoon.

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach
everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an
aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, her yearbook picture is an aerial.

Yo mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture
continued on other side."

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the
Olympics.

Yo mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a
Volkswagon.

Yo mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the
time they reached her waist they spelled

"BouleVarD."

Yo mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in
"Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big

rolling ball.

Yo mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the
menu, and says "Okay."

Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the
cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do

curtains."

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she
doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her
and tried to roll off, I was still on her.

Yo mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd
have to take his word for it!

Yo mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.

Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture
of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by
dressing her as a Chevy.

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as
it's light she starts eating.

Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet...
Whenever she saw food she ate it.

Yo mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating
and still not lose weight.

Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into
daylight savings time.

Yo mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half
American.

Yo mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I
burned my ass on the lightbulb.

Yo mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd
better be 50 pound test!

Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two
area codes.

Yo mama's so fat, she has her own area code.

Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting
over a milk dud.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw
her a welcome back party.

Yo mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over
again, and I was still on top of the bitch.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she
could get group insurance!

Yo mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.

Yo mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one
for each timezone.

Yo mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and
they thought she was an oil spill.

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play
offense and defense.

Yo mama's so fat, her nickname is "Damn."

Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack
of hot-dogs.

Yo mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower
and look for the wet spot.

Yo mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped
out.

Yo mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it
told her to "Get the fuck off."

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it
said "Please step out of the car."

Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw
her phone number.

Yo mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was
on a scale.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says
"To be continued."

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says
"One at a time, please."

Yo mama' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.

Yo mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.

Yo mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.

Yo mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet
don't get wet.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.

Yo mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and
Spain claimed her as a new world.

Yo mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next
to everyone.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She
has to wear Boss Hoggs.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the
driveway.

Yo mama's so fat, when she comes down the stairs she
measures on the Richter scale.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she
even orders "Thank You, Come Again."

Yo mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.

Yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he
got lost.

Yo mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch
marks on the swimming pool.

Yo mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the
bathtub.

Yo mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up
the tub.
YO MAMA SO STUPID

Yo mama's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin'
at an orange juice box because it said concentrate.

Yo mama's so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on
the bottom of the pool and she drowned.

Yo mama's so stupid, she has 1 toe & bought a pair of
flip flops

Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead
because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a phone up her ass and
thought she was making a booty call.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put out the cigarette butt that
was heating your house.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put on her glasses to watch
20/20.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got stabbed in a shoot-out.

Yo mama's so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and
waited for it to say go.

Yo mama's so stupid, she gave birth to you.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by
jumping out of the basement window.

Yo mama's so stupid, she told me to meet her at the
corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."

Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press
any key to continue", she couldn't find the

'Any' key.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought 2pac Shakur was a
Jewish holiday.

Yo mama's so stupid, when I was drowning and yelled
for a life saver, she said "Cherry or grape?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat in a tree house because
she wanted to be a branch manager.

Yo mama's so stupid, her latest invention was a glass
hammer.
Yo mama's so stupid, she saw a billboard that said
"Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking

through traffic.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked out of a
convertible car with the top down.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign
that said "Will eat for food."

Yo mama's so stupid, she got on an elevator and
thought it was a mobile home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in Furniture World
and slept on the floor.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got shoved in an oven and
froze to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks fruit punch is a gay
boxer.

Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a meat locker
and sweat to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, when your dad fucked her she
said "Doesn't it go in my mouth?"

Yo mama's so stupid, she leaves the house for the
Home Shopping Network.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in order.

Yo mama's so stupid, she peals M&M's to make
chocolate chip cookies.

Yo mama's so stupid, her breasts are square cuz she
forgot to take the Kleenex out of the box.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sat on the TV & watched the
couch.

Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the store to buy a
color TV and asked what colors they had.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought St. Ides was a
Catholic church.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks sexual battery is
something in a dildo.

Yo mama's so stupid, the first time she used a vibrator,
she cracked her two front teeth.

Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on
it.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was on the corner giving out
potato chips yellin' "Free Lays!"

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to throw a bird off a cliff.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought menopause was a
button on the VCR.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she worked at McDonald's
and someone ordered small fries, she said

"Hey Boss, all the small one's are gone."

Yo mama's so stupid, her shirt says TGIF- tits go in first.

Yo mama's so stupid, her shoes say TGIF- toes go in
front.

Yo mama's so stupid, if brains were gas she wouldn't
have enough to power a flea-mobile around

the inside of a Froot Loop.

Yo mama's so stupid, when they said they were playing
craps she went and got toilet paper.

Yo mama's so stupid, when she took you to the airport
and a sign said "Airport Left," she turned

around and went home.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see
how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a
refund.

Yo mama's so stupid, I said give me a quarterback and
she gave me Dan Marino.

Yo mama's so stupid, she was locked in a grocery store
and starved to death.

Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her
intelligence you'd get change.

Yo mama's so stupid, they had to burn the school down
to get her out of 3rd grade.Yo mama's so stupid, she
couldn't tell which way an elevator was going if I gave
her two guesses.

Yo mama's so stupid, when her husband lost his
marbles she bought him new ones.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought the internet was
something you catch fish with.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super
Bowl.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to mail a letter with food
stamps.

Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drow

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