AARON "I HATE YOU" SCHWENDIMAN
Aaron is our 3rd bass player. We'll probally have a new one in a month though. He is the only bass player that we have ever had that does not do heroine. He is another faggot skateboarder like Jewbacca. He is sponsered by Salty Peaks for skateboarding.
JAKE "JEWBACCA" BEIL (drums)
Jake is our ass kickin' drummer. He enjoys hitting things with sticks, watching Gwar, and smashing things. He also talks too much about roller-coasters, and happens to get injurys from skateboarding right before our shows.
JOHN "THE ASS HOLE" FORD (vocals/guitar)
He enjoys being a worthless nerdario, and when he has some extra time he likes to be an ass hole. John has played guitar for 5 years and he still sucks. He hopes that one day he will be as good as Billy Joe. .
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