Signs You Are A Slapnut - Wrestling - http://maxpages.com/2001wrestling/Signs_You_Are_A

1. IF YOU ARE NOT THE FIRST PERSON CHOSEN IN SOMETHING YOU NAIL BOTH CAPTAINS WITH GUITARS.

2. YOU CALL YOUR MOM SLAPPY.

3. YOU BUY 5 GUITARS A DAY AND SPRAY PAINT THEM SILVER.

4. YOU WEAR A SLAPNUTZ SHIRT EVERYDAY.

5. YOU END EVERY SENTENCE WITH CHOKE ON THAT SLAPNUT.

6. IF YOU WEREN'T FINISHED TALKING TO SOMEBODY AND THEY START TO WALK AWAY YOU TURN THEM AROUND AND NAIL THEM WITH A GUITAR.

7. YOU SAY U HAVE ALL THE STROKE BUT YOU DONT MEAN STROKING A GUITAR.

8. BEFORE YOU GO TO SLEEP YOU PUT A GUITAR HIGH IN THE AIR AND BADMOUTH YOUR STUFFED ANIMALS.

9. YOU WIN THE BEDROOM CHAMPIONSHIP 5 TIMES A MONTH.

10. YOUR THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOW'S THE LAST TIME JEFF JARRETT WASN'T IN A WCW PPV MAIN EVENT. (SOULED OUT 2000)

11. YOU DON'T LINK JIM ROSS'S BBQ SAUCE.

12. U THINK YOUR DAD IS THE INTERVIEWER AND NAIL HIM WITH A GUITAR EVERYTIME HE TALKS TO YOU AT THE DINNERTABLE.

13. EVERY NIGHT YOU TELL YOUR GIRL TO SLAP YOUR NUTS.

14. EVERY NIGHT YOU WANT TO SLAP YOUR GIRLS ASS.

15. YOU CALL YOUR GRANDFATHER A JURASSIC SLAPASS!

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